Geared up the briefcase

Hi Spyder8-

Your computer keyboard could use a helpful blast of compressed air (available in most electronics stores) to remove the contaminants, crumbs, and dust that are preventing all of your keys from operating correctly. Hold the keyboard upside down, give it a good blast, and you'll notice an immediate improvement.

~ Blue Jays ~
 
In the early days of the Clinton administration, Hillary tried to have one of the Secret Service agents fired because he refused to carry her briefcase. She was told that the agents have to have their hands free to save her life. She objected that many of the agents carry briefcases. She was then shown the MP5 briefcase and understood.

The SS also has briefcases that open with the push of a button on the handle and deploy a kevlar-reinforced shield that can be held over a VIP.



My briefcase does not contain an MP5 or a kevlar shield. Nope. Let's see...

A teargas cartrige disguised as a can of talc powder. A throwing knife hidden in the frame. Twenty rounds of ammo hidden in the feet. Fifty gold coins hidden in the straps. And a collapsing rifle.

Seriously,

I carry pens including -- always -- a Sharpie permanent marker. A little 2xAAA maglight flashlight. A Zeiss telescope that you can turn upside-down and use as a microscope too; this thing is very handy. In microscope mode, the 2xAAA flashlight works great as an illumination source. A comb. Eyedrops. And some Tums. A Benchmade AFCK. A Bible. A few bandaides, and a a couple of Neosporin packets. And a folding umbrella.


Sorry, not very exciting, I know. But, I'm not James Bond.
 
Gollnick said:
A Zeiss telescope that you can turn upside-down and use as a microscope too; this thing is very handy. In microscope mode, the 2xAAA flashlight works great as an illumination source.

Slightly off topic, but can you provide a link? The telescope seems very interesting! :cool:
 
Do a search for Zeiss Mini Quick here in the forum. You'll find a lot of info.

Paul
 
Gollnick said:
In the early days of the Clinton administration, Hillary tried to have one of the Secret Service agents fired because he refused to carry her briefcase. She was told that the agents have to have their hands free to save her life. She objected that many of the agents carry briefcases. She was then shown the MP5 briefcase and understood.

The SS also has briefcases that open with the push of a button on the handle and deploy a kevlar-reinforced shield that can be held over a VIP.



My briefcase does not contain an MP5 or a kevlar shield. Nope. Let's see...

A teargas cartrige disguised as a can of talc powder. A throwing knife hidden in the frame. Twenty rounds of ammo hidden in the feet. Fifty gold coins hidden in the straps. And a collapsing rifle.



That reminds me of the movie Ghost in the Shell, federal agents with briefcases that turn into machine guns. Ah, the good old mall ninja days rear their ugly heads! :D
 
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