Getting the Mail.........

DirtDiver

DirtDiver

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What do you do when your wife beats you to the mailbox only to discover that you just bought another Busse with your double top secret credit card?? :confused:
 
Blame Porkerson............

She thinks he works in shipping.....

"Wow, that's like the 20th mistake he's made this year..."

She may be getting wise.......
 
OUCH! All I can say is good luck with that one and if you find something that works, let us know...LOL
 
DirtDiver said:
What do you do when your wife beats you to the mailbox only to discover that you just bought another Busse with your double top secret credit card?? :confused:
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Duuuuude... you're screwed... but maybe it's not too late to take her to Jared's...;)
 
DirtDiver said:
What do you do when your wife beats you to the mailbox only to discover that you just bought another Busse with your double top secret credit card?? :confused:
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P.O. Box! I think that says it all. :D
 
Ok how about this one....

Have it shipped to me..

then I wil forward it to you

at no cost..

uh...
yea...
sure
 
if you want your wife not to ever open one of your boxes, ship yourself a box full of smelly dirty underwear and adress it from BUSSE. She will open it get disgusted and leave the rest of your boxes alone. I did that, but the first time I put the TO part to Busse and they got the box...ooops. It was a nice little surprise for Garth and Amy.:thumbup:
 
but then again, having her wondering why you're buying the used underwear of men would not be much better
 
Cobalt said:
if you want your wife not to ever open one of your boxes, ship yourself a box full of smelly dirty underwear and adress it from BUSSE. She will open it get disgusted and leave the rest of your boxes alone. I did that, but the first time I put the TO part to Busse and they got the box...ooops. It was a nice little surprise for Garth and Amy.:thumbup:
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I imagine that it took you a while to fill that box. Wearing your underwear four days in a row isn't normal you know. :eek:
 
PoorGuy said:
Wearing your underwear four days in a row isn't normal you know. :eek:
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it isn't? why? saves on the water bill. I don't have to shower as often and I don't have to wash clothes as often.:thumbup:
 
Cobalt said:
it isn't? why? saves on the water bill. I don't have to shower as often and I don't have to wash clothes as often.:thumbup:
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Oh right, like you'd shower more often with a change of underwear. :rolleyes:
 
PoorGuy said:
Oh right, like you'd shower more often with a change of underwear. :rolleyes:
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you know you gotta point. If I changed underwear every 3 days then I could go without a shower for 6 days which is 2 days longer than now. Not bad. Saves more water.
 
I just remind her that my LESJTAC cost less than those #@&% Prada shoes she got last week.
Then she said it's just a knife, I said those are just shoes and I'll use my knife more than once...OK enough venting

Just remember "It is easier to be forgiven then to be given permission"
 
Just tell her you spent the money on your mistress. She then won't give a $hit about knives!!!!!
 
TBAUGH7 said:
I just remind her that my LESJTAC cost less than those #@&% Prada shoes she got last week.
Then she said it's just a knife, I said those are just shoes and I'll use my knife more than once...OK enough venting

Just remember "It is easier to be forgiven then to be given permission"
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I'll bet that the value of the shoes continues to drop over time. But don't tall her that the value of your knife will rise. She'll wait a year or two and make you sell it so she can buy a new pair of shoes with the profit. :eek:
 
Since I'm retired and she still works, my wife doesn't beat me to the mailbox.:D

However, if she did, I'm sure that she would say something like, "show me your new knife.":)
 
After 3 knive boxes arrived(one with multiple knives) on the same day she was expecting a package, I debated on having them all shipped to work in the future, the jury is still out as I'm trying to: 1) be open and honest 2)continue buying toys 3) stay married. Not necessarily in that order:)

GregB
 
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