GIMME, I WANT...WILL WORK FOR KNIFE!!

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Cobalt

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Hey, guys, I am offering my services for all who want to send me knives. I will test them and destroy them. The more expensive the knife the better the write up. After all tests, the knives will be destroyed and all records burned. Of course should you find the knife in my collection some time down the road, it will have been a duplicate that I had made since I liked yours so much. In fact I will go so far as to purchase duplicates of all the knives you send me so that I can post pictures of the knives before the test and of the non-tested duplicate of the test.

For those who have more expensive knives, I will put up one of my ARMANTI suits as collateral. Or maybe one of my Dockport shoes.

I will then post how great your knife is. GREAT ADVERTISEMENT!!!

Please, I'm not trying to get knives for free, as I am dependantly wealthy. This is no scam. PLease send all knives to:

Goony GooGoo Productions
PO BOX 3548
Atlanta, GA. 22395

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You should have entered a guess in the how many knives can Dexter Ewing fit in his vest contest, Cobalt -- but maybe it's not too late! Maybe we can get Camillus to hold another contest next time the sane moderator goes away for the weekend. How many knives can Cliff Stamp break? How many names can Jim March call United Cutlery collectors? How many satiric remarks about folding knives, serrated edges, hollow grinds, and stainless steels can Cougar Allen post? The possibilities are endless....

-Cougar :{)

P.S. You're dependantly wealthy? Strange ... I'm independantly poor....

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James, beating a dead horse is the most common course of action here, didn't you know.

Cougar, to heck with cliff's scientific testing, let's just talk about how great the knives are and act like we tested them. This way we get to keep free knives that are not tested and are in perfect condition but we tell everyone that they were tested and passed, unless we don't like the maker.

Look, the truth is I'm very poor and can only afford a machette or hatchet and that's why I think that they are better than any knife, because I just can't afford any other knife. I want to have a collection but don't want to pay for it. I also know some makers out there want wild claims without being called on the carpet for it. I figure that I will give them a good name and keep myself a good knife.

So I started my new company: Goony GooGoo Productions.

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Is that a joke??? Or maybe it is not a joke.... Or maybe it is not funny at all... Or is it??... Or maybe I do not understand (a different culture??) Or am I just a little late??.....Yes...dead horse...definitelly toooo late.


David

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David, you did Not misunderstand. This is No joke. This is capitalism at its finest. Mike has Found and Satisfied a need that no one knew they had by creating BladeForums. This thread has inspired me as well.

I am doing a marketing survey. I am interested in how popular various knives really are. A really popular knife ought to sell quickly and for more money that knives that are not a popular. So here is the scam (oops, make that Deal).

You send me knives. I will test them. I will place offers to sell them NIB to the highest bidder. I will record the selling price, and the time from offer to sale. If enough of you send me knives, pretty soon I will be able to offer a complete analysis of my data. Then I plan to retire.

Send all knives for testing to:

Knife Marketing Enterprises
somewhere in cyberspace
1 4 0 Really, Oz


Paracelsus, entrepeneur

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I'll give you my CT2 to rebuild my deck? You have to supply the wood, but hey you'll get a shiny CT2 for about $200 worth of wood and a little of your time....

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Brandon

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David, you have thouroughly confused yourself and everyone else. Stop watching the movie Bullit will ya. You want the truth, YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Para, stop trying to horn in on my deals.

Phil, will work for knives? Stealing my thunder, punk! Do you feel lucky, punk! well, do you?
 
I think that was Roy Rogers' dog.

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Dave
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Hey colbalt...ever think of moving to hawaii, me and ken onion would put you to work 12/7 and youd have more knives than you have ever dreamed about....dont know about food though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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PhilL- My kids were already born crazy-Genetics

David- Bullit is part of a Russian game, a type of roulette. You should play it some time.

Tom- I would love to work in Hawaii, I would just have to adjust my work ethic since mainlanders do more work in 8 hours than islanders do in 60 hours(Been there, I know how you guys work). Imagine that the time it took you to right in the forum, took a knife out of the hands of a poor knife nut. Are you happy about that.
 
Russian Roulette, anyone? Got my 1911 right here, for anybody interested...



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Folks, be nice to David. Bullit was not Roy Rodger's dog, nor is it Russian roulette. Bullit was a 1968 cop drama movie starring Steve Mcqueen. Worth watching, both for the story and for the continuity errors.

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Dave

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of More Knives
 
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