Giving away my entire collection.

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As many of you know I'm an accumulator of knives, as mentioned in previous posts I have nearly 300 knives with a decent collection of Brand Name production knives,(BM, Spyderco, CRKT, Buck, Schrade), and a few Semi Customs and Customs, anyway back to giving away my collection, in order to prove to my wife that I love her more than my knives I'm giving away my collection.

The first 278 people to respond to this post will each get 1 knife from my collection,(knives to be chosen at random), I know this is extreme, but the love of my wife is far more important to me than the collection of steel, and if that's what it takes than bye bye knives.Suckers, April Fools, Do you really think i'd get rid of my knives?
 
YOU SON OF A CCRAP



YOUR THE APRIL FOOL, ITS PAST NOOON AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHHHAHAAHA
 
I would certainly hope not.

Not to preach but...

If the scenario was true, then if your wife says you have to give away the knives, then she obviously does not undertsand you... blah blah blah.
 
What a coincidence, Benchmade always goes out of business and gives away all their knives every April fools day too.:D


- Frank
 
I'm going to have to jump in on this one!!! I'm glad my ex never asked me something like that cause her a** would have hit the curb:D
 
Ya know...It really isn't nice to fool a BladeForums moderator (even on April "fools' day"), so for your punishment, you are hereby requested to send me (1) stainless, fully-serrated "new-style" NIB Spyderco Endura.

Dann Fassnacht
708 North L Street
Aberdeen, WA 98520

(Yes, that IS my real address!)
 
Thank God you haven't lost your mind!

Now, what are you giving away for April 2nd?
 
MUahAHAHahahAHa


lookS like you got more than what you bargained for..!!!









............i guess....
 
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