going to jail!!!

Waktasz

Waktasz

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So here is the situation...

I'm sitting in the locker room with my men's league hockey team and I'm in the need to cut some tape off of my stick.

I take my bm42 from my pocket, and opened it with two hands slowly so as not to scare the sheeple. Then I sliced of the excess tape and before I can pocket it again I hear, in no particular order...

"You are gonna go to jail if someone sees you with that"

"Thats like a 6 inch blade, pretty illegal, don't you think?"

"What do you need a butterfly knife for? Someone is gonna shoot you"


I found this funny because last week when I needed to cut a knot in a skate lace, I asked if anyone had a knife I could use.S omeone had a folder with about the same size blade on it, and no one said a thing to me or the person I borrowed from about that.

See you in 5 to 10, maybe earlier if I'm well behaved.

Matt
 
"What do you need a butterfly knife for? Someone is gonna shoot you"
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I've always found that under fire, a balisong is your best defense ;)
 
I didn't know they allowed pussies like that to play hockey :)
Damn expansion! :D
 
That happens to me as well. It's f-ing annoying. But I calmly explain that they no nothing about the penal law.
 
it's that kind of ignorance that makes me amazed this world is still in one piece.

You should have held up your skate and said "look at this, it's like, 11 inches."
 
Originally posted by HJK
I didn't know they allowed pussies like that to play hockey :)
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LOL!

Very true. When I was in ROTC (briefly, I transfered schools before I was commited to the program) Guys would always get a little nervous about me whipping out my Delica during FTX's. There were a group of people who were with it, but even among future Soldiers, most were sheeple! Kind of scary!
 
"your knife has a butterfly on it, does that mean that it is illegal?"

"no"

Stupidity extends to non bali's as well
 
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