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I was looking up a recipe for refried beans when I came across this little chuckler . How about you guys each posting a favourite joke ?

Emile was driving his pickumup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A Louisiana State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster. The trooper turned his lights and siren on, but Emile just kept going. After about twenty miles, Emile ran out of gas, and had to stop. The trooper jumped out of his car yelling at Emile, "Why didn't you stop ? I know you saw me !" Emile replies, "Well, officer, I'm truly sorry for dat. But you see, a few years ago my wife, Marie, she ran off wid a state trooper, and when I saw you, I thought you was him tryin' to bring her back.
 
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One fine morning, René Descartes, was going to breakfast al fresco at a Parsian sidewalk café.

"Aurons-nous les pruneaux ce matin, Monsieur?"(Will we be having the prunes this morning?) Asked the waiter.

"I think not." Replied the philosopher at which time he vanished.

:D
 
jmings said:
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One fine morning, René Descartes, was going to breakfast al fresco at a Parsian sidewalk café.

"Aurons-nous les pruneaux ce matin, Monsieur?"(Will we be having the prunes this morning?) Asked the waiter.

"I think not." Replied the philosopher at which time he vanished.

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Is he the one that said " I think therefor I am ?

If he is you are a cruel, cruel man ! L:O:L
 
Kevin the grey said:
Is he the one that said " I think therefor I am ?
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Mas oui.
Kevin the grey said:
If he is you are a cruel, cruel man ! L:O:L
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Moi? Non!

So, I was a philosophy major in college and professor's paid assistant as well.
It was Spanish, astronomy and "Philosophy of American Government" that got me flunked out. Or maybe it was my minors of Sex and Drugs.:rolleyes:
 
jmings said:
Mas oui.

Moi? Non!

So, I was a philosophy major in college and professor's paid assistant as well.
It was Spanish, astronomy and "Philosophy of American Government" that got me flunked out. Or maybe it was my minors of Sex and Drugs.:rolleyes:
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Hmmm ? Drugs , sex and Philosophy ? So you used spanish fly with your girlfriend and said " Oh well thats the breaks ! When it didn,t work !
 
Descartes was full of it most of his theories are either flawed or incomplete. Now Ockham there is a philosopher.
 
Here is a classic mutilated from memory

A middle aged woman was reading the paper at the kitchen table and ran across a story about an eighty-two year old man who recently passed in his sleep. The story goes on to say that this man has remained celibate since his wife died some thirty years before. "That's so sad" she said to her husband sitting across the table, "to die alone like that, it's not right". If I were to die tomorrow, would you re-marry? Promise you will!" "Hmm.." Said the husband, lifting an eyebrow "Sure why not". After hearing her husbands reply however, the woman began to feel a little put out. "Will she eat at this table, the table I spent the last twenty years serving you meals on? "I guess so" replied the husband in an uninterested tone. Put out even worse the woman raised her voice a little "Will she sleep in our bed, the bed we've shared for all these years. The bed in which our two children were conceived!" Seemingly oblivious to the building rage in his wife’s voice, the man replied in the same passive tone. "Sure ". The woman was now in a full-blown tantrum when she screamed OH! OH! And my car! I suppose you'll give that little tramp my sports car too!!" "don't be silly", replied the man in the same disinterested tone. "She can't drive a stick."

kuraa pokha, manmaa naraakha
Jeremiah
 
One of my favorites with the language cleaned up to protect the integrity of the forum...;)

A young ndn boy comes running up to his father and says, "Father, how did you and mom come up with us kid's names?" The father then said, "Do you see Moon Rising over there fleshing the buffalo hide? The boy answered, "Yes father, I see her." The father replied, "Well my youngest son that's the first thing we saw when she was born; the moon rising." "And do you not see Running Deer over practicing his bow and arrow shooting with the other older boys?" his father said.
The boy replied, "Yes father I see him." The father again answered, "Well my son that's the first thing your mom and I saw when Running Deer was born; A running deer."
Then the father turned to his youngest son and said,

Are you ready for this?





Are you really sure?
Keep going down. VVVVVV ;)




Are you really, really sure you want to see the answer?
Keep going down. VVVVVVV :D









"Why do you ask Two Dogs Mating?"
 
Grob said:
Descartes was full of it most of his theories are either flawed or incomplete. Now Ockham there is a philosopher.
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I thought he made straight razors ? L:O:L
All philosophies are incomplete . It teaches you to be philosophical .


B:T:W: This was a good one that I didn,t see coming ! L:O:L
OH! OH! And my car! I suppose you'll give that little tramp my sports car too!!" "don't be silly", replied the man in the same disinterested tone. "She can't drive a stick."

kuraa pokha, manmaa naraakha
 
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