Got any Blacksmith/knife jokes?

[Brian Ayres]

Share what you have, here's mine.

A blacksmith had a lookie loo customer who'd come into his shop often, pick up everything in sight, and never would buy anything. :grumpy: One day the smith sees the guy coming and drops a horseshoe into the forge getting it nice and toasty before dropping it on the ground by him. The customer comes along and picks up the horseshoe and with a startled look drops it. The smith says to him "hot?" to which the customer replies, "no, just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe!!" :thumbup:

 

[Stacy E. Apelt - Bladesmith]

A blacksmith had an apprentice who was going to shoe his first horse. The smith didn't want to make him nervous, so he went outside for a smoke. After a while he came back in and inspected the job. "Nice work", he said. Then he noticed nails all over the shop floor, and asked the boy....." Why are there nails everywhere, Did the horse kick you?"
"No", replied the apprentice, "They all had the head on the wrong end, and are useless."
The smith laughed real hard, and replied, "Why you dumb ass fool. Don't you have enough sense to just turn the horse around and put them on the other way?"


Why did Freud say women would not make good blacksmiths..........
Peins envy.