Graduation Finally!!!

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I'm off to LSU to go get my piece of paper that says I did all the work they told me to. I'm finally done! Next step for me is off to trade school then back down to Louisiana.

I'M FREE!!!!!
 
You are hardly free. That piece of paper entitles you to work for the rest fo your life for someone who probably doesn't have that piece of paper. They will pay you moderately well but they will dump on you until you get so fed up that you leave. After you leave you will be unable to find a decent paying job because the job market will be so bad. You will have to take a job flipping burgers until something better comes along (like cashier). While all of this is going on you wil have gotten married to the first girl who agreed to have sex with you. She'll stick by you for awhile while the chips are down but she'll get antsy and have sex with the rich neighbor guy one night while you are at Quicky Burger pulling a double because Julio and six of his hombres decided to take off of work that day to protest the Presidents plan on immigration. The worst part about all this is that you won't be able to pull in enough scratch to buy a gun and kill yourself.

But congrats on graduating! :)
 
K.V. said:
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Or you can be an entrepeneur, plan intelligently, and live your dreams. (Of course, in that case, the piece of paper was optional.)
 
Evolute said:
Or you can be an entrepeneur, plan intelligently, and live your dreams. (Of course, in that case, the piece of paper was optional.)
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Well, yeah...he can do that too. ;) :D
 
K.V.C., man your first post was harsh!:D You forgot to mention that that gal he marries probably will stop doing oral (is that CC "pc" enough?):D
 
:rolleyes: Ignore these clowns (literally just look at K.V.s avatar) you are headed in the right direction congratulatons! :) :thumbup:
 
We had commencement today also, releasing some 3000 sheepskin-bearing youngsters on the world. Having dealt with 'em for the last four years....

Hehe, mostly good kids.
 
Bayoublaster said:
I'm off to LSU to go get my piece of paper that says I did all the work they told me to. I'm finally done! Next step for me is off to trade school then back down to Louisiana.

I'M FREE!!!!!
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HA! Welcome to the REAL world. :eek:

Seriously though, congrats.:thumbup:
 
Man, after I reread my post I realize I was a bit harsh! I'm sure you will do just fine. Sometimes I just get on a roll. Anyway..again..congrats!
 
I'm off to Colorado to go to gunsmithing school. Then it's back down here. Probably will work for someone for a while then hopefully open my own business.
I would have been stupid not to go to college though considering I had a decent scholarship.
 
College is a door opener, a door to opportunity. Many doors will open and you choose which to walk through. (how's that for analogy).

Congrats, best wishes, etc.
 
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