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CHRISTMAS COOKIE RECIPE
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp. lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
To Prepare:
~Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
~Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of
the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
~ Turn on the electric mixer...Beat on cup of butter into a large fluffy
bowl.
~ Add one teaspoon of brown sugar...Beat again.
~At this points it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
cup...just in case.
~Turn off the mixerer thingy.
~Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
~Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
~ Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
~Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
~Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
~Check the Jose Cuervo.
~Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
~Add one table.
~Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
~Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
~Don't forget to beat off the turner.
~Finally, throw the bowl through the window, fishish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp. lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
To Prepare:
~Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
~Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of
the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
~ Turn on the electric mixer...Beat on cup of butter into a large fluffy
bowl.
~ Add one teaspoon of brown sugar...Beat again.
~At this points it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
cup...just in case.
~Turn off the mixerer thingy.
~Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
~Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
~ Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
~Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
~Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
~Check the Jose Cuervo.
~Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
~Add one table.
~Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
~Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
~Don't forget to beat off the turner.
~Finally, throw the bowl through the window, fishish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
