*graphic picture* personal knife injury

[jwblack911]

photos aren't terrible but title is for courtesy



decided to finally share an embarrassing knife injury story. i decided to be the gentleman and help a girl out with a plastic hanger bothering her on her water bottle. i believe i used a kershaw clash to do the job. well i was intoxicated and on a moving party bus on the way to a baseball game our work comp'ed us box seats for. well i open the knife go to cut and we hit a huge bump. and well. 3 sticks and a lot of blood later i got the job done. i did hit the bone and cut the tendint and nerves so i have no movement or feeling in the fingertip

 

[rinos]

don't drink and cut


A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, “Have you been drinking, sir?”

“Why? Was I weaving all over the road?” the man answered.

“No,” replied the policeman, “you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away.”

 

[RevDevil]

Was the water bottle ok?

 

[NightMare Silverado]

Atleast you kept the fingertip. My right thumb is shorter than my left because I took the tip off years ago.

 

[jwblack911]

yes the water bottle was totally alright, at least one or us made it ha.

 

[Dorito Monk]

Jesus tapdancing Christ, that's a good one! Now that you've learned why knives and booze don't mix, hopefully you won't get drunk and try to cut things anymore...

Or maybe you'll be like me, and have to learn that same lesson over and over every few months....

 

[RevDevil]

yes the water bottle was totally alright, at least one or us made it ha.

:thumbup: glad you didn't lose the finger.

 

[jwblack911]

Jesus tapdancing Christ, that's a good one! Now that you've learned why knives and booze don't mix, hopefully you won't get drunk and try to cut things anymore...

Or maybe you'll be like me, and have to learn that same lesson over and over every few months....

just the other evening at a friends birthday party the same girl said "ugh these straps on this shirt are killing me..." she looked to me then continued "Zach, i know you have a knife." I rolled my eyes and helped her again. but this time i had only had a few. and i could be careful. not that i think it was a smart move

 

[foofie]

Please make sure to go see a hand surgeon - 7-10 day window. You need that finger for power grip. Otherwise, you won't be able to help the next damsel in distress.