Gravitational Pull

jhiggins

jhiggins

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Last night I could not sleep.

I pulled off all my clothes, and sacrificed a chicken to Jobu.

I smeared the blood on my naked body.

I fired up the forge and branded runic prayers on my chest and scrotum.

I danced in the pale moonlight.

I forged a wicked blade.

My feet grew into cloven hooves.

At the height of the eclipse, I quenched the blade by plunging it deep into the chest of a virgin.

All because of that big shiny silver dollar in the night sky.
 
Well let's see it :). Did plunge it in tip first or did you go in edge ways for a good differential virginal hardening? Heathen minds want to know.
 
At the height of the eclipse, I quenched the blade by plunging it deep into the chest of a virgin.

I used to be a ski instructor Jeff and there ain't no Virgins in New Hampshire! :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
I'm telling you, it couldn't have been a virgin. I think he was sleepwalking and stabbed the cat! :eek:
 
peter nap said:
At the height of the eclipse, I quenched the blade by plunging it deep into the chest of a virgin.

I used to be a ski instructor Jeff and there ain't no Virgins in New Hampshire! :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Hey who said I got the virgin in NH? I got this virgin in New Bedford, because I heard there was this really ugly old troll down there that scared the kids straight - you know - kept them off the streets. A little fear goes a long way... that and the relish... :footinmou
 
Higgy, you gonna slather a virgin in HT relish first, then sacrifice her? IF you can catch her after all that relish on her. She would run like a turpentined cat!You don't see any cats in IG's neighborhood, do ya? Or virgins.
 
You sound a bit mixed up -you don't know what to do with a virgin - you're supposed to quench the blade in extra VIRGIN olive oil !!
 
jhiggins said:
Hey who said I got the virgin in NH? I got this virgin in New Bedford, because I heard there was this really ugly old troll down there that scared the kids straight - you know - kept them off the streets. A little fear goes a long way... that and the relish... :footinmou
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Hey!!! I resemble that remark. :eek: :eek: And it it is MR. UGLY OLD TROLL to you Sonny.
John: There isn't any cats in my neighborhood, because we also have a carzy Ole Injun shoot'g and eat'g them think'g they are tree rats. :p :p
 
Michael J. Spangler said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i slept like a babay and i did was sacrafice a llama. i guess you just need the right animal
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Hey Guys!!!! Does a male virgin count I know one that lives one town over in Fairhaven. Start runnning now GrassHoppa. :eek: :p :D :D ;)
 
don't listen to him guys. i havent been a virgin since that terrible day i had my back turned surface grinding something at IG's house. he had gotten into the stash o relish and had been up all night howling at the full moon. i had to where to run. :barf: :barf: :barf: :( :eek:
 
Michael J. Spangler said:
don't listen to him guys. i havent been a virgin since that terrible day i had my back turned surface grinding something at IG's house. he had gotten into the stash o relish and had been up all night howling at the full moon. i had to where to run. :barf: :barf: :barf: :( :eek:
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Come here Little Boy!!! I'll make you dreams come true. :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
indian george said:
HEHEHE!!! Nightmare on Elm St., 358 to be exact. :D :D
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you got that one right :D

female virgins :rolleyes: , no such thing I got them all in the 70"s :confused: :D
and IG got all the male's starting in the 1800's :confused:
:D they are all pre punched during manufacture now :D
 
Dan Gray said:
you got that one right :D

female virgins :rolleyes: , no such thing I got them all in the 70"s :confused: :D
and IG got all the male's starting in the 1800's :confused:
:D they are all pre punched during manufacture now :D
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Dan: How come you always kiss and tell. You Mainer's are all alike if it ain't with a cousin you are kissing and telling. You got to get out of them there hills more often. :p :D
 
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