Great column on knives from a college newspaper

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I REALLY enjoyed this guy's newspaper column on knives! Check it out (full text posted below)!


Knife stigma still strong after 9-11

Samuel KeaneRudolph
Op/Ed Columnist

This morning during class, we had an equipment malfunction with a projector cable. One of the prongs on the male end was bent and jammed and we couldn’t get it to fit the port. My professor asked something along the lines of “I don’t suppose anyone in this post-9/11 world has a pocketknife?” Rewind. Why on earth have knives suddenly become anathema?
On September 11, 2001, nineteen terrorists armed with box cutters hijacked four airliners. That’s what changed. It caused a hysterical reaction to many things, knives among them.
Why is this hysterical? Let’s look at it logically. Why did the terrorists use box cutters? Because they couldn’t bring in a more effective weapon past airport security, that’s why. What does this tell us? It tells us that if we somehow manage to ensure that knives, like guns, cannot be carried onto a plane, that the next terrorist will find another field expedient item and use it as a weapon. Banning carry-on guns didn’t stop 9/11; I doubt banning knives would stop another one.
And where did this foolish concept of knives as weapons come into being? Knives may be used as weapons, but so can baseball bats. According to the FBI’s Uniform Crime Report for 2004, knives or other cutting instruments were used in 15.5% of violent crimes. Bare hands or other personal weapons were used almost twice as often, 30.7% of the time.
The most commonly used knife in a crime? A kitchen knife. Funny how nobody’s bothered legislating against those. Oh wait, they have! According to the BBC, there’s currently a massive fury over the fact that a teenager can walk into a store and buy a kitchen knife—as if he couldn’t just walk into his parents’ kitchen and take one.
Knives are made to be tools. They are fundamental elements of society. When mankind first became civilized, one of the first tools developed was the knife. The basis of all modern production techniques is some instrument which can cut raw material. Factories of all kinds rely on cutting instruments. Every manufactured item you use was created in part by a cutting tool. Knives are the first, most basic and most necessary of tools.
Even people who are horrified at the sight of a Swiss Army knife use knives at least once a week. Scissors, my friends, are two knives joined together with blades that are ground at a less acute angle than single blade knives. And how do you cut your steak? Knives. When you get that wonderful slip in your mailbox that means that someone loves you and a package is waiting, how do you open it?
I see a lot of people ripping and tearing at taped packages with car keys, opened pairs of scissors, their bare hands, and even their teeth. One student was very grateful that I happened to have a pocketknife which easily opened his package. As opposed to…chewing it open? It would seem knives are a very civilized and efficient way to do this sort of thing.
Brandishing knives is a matter of freedom. Who is the government to declare arbitrary laws about such things? Here at Winona State University, you cannot have a pocket knife with a blade longer than three inches. Most people, even those who do carry knives on campus, are not aware of this.
What is the justification for making knives larger than three inches unlawful? Do knives a sixteenth of an inch over three inches suddenly become deadly weapons, and those a sixteenth of an inch under are not? A law-abiding student with a knife who doesn’t know the rule is in just as much trouble under the rule as a routine troublemaker who carries a knife as a weapon. Neither is likely to know about the length limit anyway.
If this trend of legislating and morally stigmatizing knives continues, pretty soon I’ll be the only one on campus with a knife. And I assure you that while you’re struggling to cut a tough steak with safety scissors and gnawing open boxes with your teeth, I will most certainly not allow you to borrow my knife. Get your own.

Reach Samuel at SKeaneRu4088@winona.edu.
 
I'm writing him an email thanking him for that. It's good to see some sanity in an article about knives.

He does sound like he would be a reader here.
 
That would be me, guys. I posted it on Usual Suspects first.

Walking Man said:
That is a good article! I wonder if he frequents these forums.

Yes, I do. :P

If you guys REALLY want to help... write letters to my editor. We only get a couple a week, so anyone who does write in support of our position is almost guaranteed to be published. Plus it would be one in the eye for the school administration if you were to swamp my editor's inbox with letters about knives. Write to our paper at winonan@winona.edu
 
Great column. I think one of the best things about it is that it is completely apolitical, which is very rare for a college newspaper column; and I think it actually makes a better case because it isn't, because you don't rub anyone's feathers the wrong way :)

I'm copying it and sending it to my friends; hope you don't mind, Madcap.
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Edit: Just read the article again and I missed the part about freedom. Corrected to say, other than that, it was completely apolitical. It might not be so effective if your readers think/know you are in the NRA ;)
 
Nice column, and oh so true on the misconception of knives--my friend thinks that I'm holding a lethal weapon when I hold a knife. I explain to him that if I had any intent to harm I'd probably be better off using a chair.
 
ThreeWorlds said:
Great column. I think one of the best things about it is that it is completely apolitical, which is very rare for a college newspaper column; and I think it actually makes a better case because it isn't, because you don't rub anyone's feathers the wrong way :)

I'm copying it and sending it to my friends; hope you don't mind, Madcap.
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Edit: Just read the article again and I missed the part about freedom. Corrected to say, other than that, it was completely apolitical. It might not be so effective if your readers think/know you are in the NRA ;)

The word 'brandishing' was edited in, and I was very angry about that. My original copy says 'carrying,' and brandishing evokes images of threatening behavior. I am actually not in the NRA.

I do not mind at all if anyone reproduces it. It's the message that counts, maybe it'll make a little difference.
 
That's too bad. I *thought* that was an odd choice of words, precisely because it evokes images of behavior that most BF members seem to condemn: pulling out knives in a big public display so everyone can see how cool and haarrrddcoooree you are, teenage mall ninja behavior.

Ah, well.
 
I enjoy the irony of mall denizens thinking of themselves as "cool" and "hard core".

Quick question: how do mall ninjas respond when you ask them what they use thier knives for? Does the phrase "covert deanimation" come into play?

How about the question, "Why did you choose to carry that model?" I really can't imagine how someone could justify carrying the 420 J2 Gil Hibben fantasy dagger. It's just too much for my feeble intelect.
 
I'm gonna say two things here,one is gonna get me chased off the forum for a bit but-ah hell!

90% of Americans/Europiens are sheeple,hollywood has made ANY dangerous thing a vision of horror to the sheeple,in short if hollywood made a movie stating the sky's purple these winners would ask why it's blue! :D

Now I'm gonna start hell-*sigh* our knife makers are somewhat responsible for this mess,in the past twenty odd years the "tac-seals-use-it-to-kill-badguys-so-swift-then-cut-open-a-tank-golly-whiz-bang-gee! knife came into being;wonder why some folk freak when you pop out your knife? and if you get a black-bladed-asissted-opening-god-who-you-gonna-kill knife don't come crying to me about the SWAT coming after you! :mad:
Black G-10 and sand blasted sliver blade is fine,keep the nasty black coatings for the woods m'kay?

Love the article-I'll write your editor ;)
 
Hondo.3 said:
I enjoy the irony of mall denizens thinking of themselves as "cool" and "hard core".

Quick question: how do mall ninjas respond when you ask them what they use thier knives for? Does the phrase "covert deanimation" come into play?

How about the question, "Why did you choose to carry that model?" I really can't imagine how someone could justify carrying the 420 J2 Gil Hibben fantasy dagger. It's just too much for my feeble intelect.

I don't really care if anyone carrying the UC Hibben fantasy knives gets arrested... taste that bad should be a crime.
 
Wonderful article, and I liked the closing thought! I wonder how long primitive man scratched and gnawed at stuff before he discovered that a sharp edge of something worked better? Don't lend your knives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then at least some modern people may learn something from scratching, gnawing and of course "keying". Maybe knives are good things!:eek:
 
When I first read the article, I sent a letter of support.

Scrolled down a little, and sent one to the editor.

Now I'm thinking of submitting it to the Lance to see if they would reprint it (U. Windsor student paper).
 
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