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Lively, contentious, and wonderful. I miss this dynamic environment. Thank you all!!

Its great having John around isn't it.:thumbup: :thumbup:

Thanks Guys. I love it here because of days like this.

It sure was fun going back and fourth with Keno.

Even that dang Consp. The. thread was kinda fun.
 
My butt itches.

I they put something in the vinyl on the toilet seat covers to sell more haliburton skin care products.


munk
 
munk said:
My butt itches.

I they put something in the vinyl on the toilet seat covers to sell more haliburton skin care products.


munk
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Hey at least you get a vinyl seat. It's a well known fact that Dubya personally set a series of events in motion back in the mid-1970's to ensure that my family's business would take a slight economic downturn in 1988 so that when this office location was constructed in 1999, we would have no choice but to go with the standard cold plastic toilet seat fixture. When with this tyranical rule end!

It's so obvious.

Jake
 
I propose HI meet the needs of it's devotee's and introduce a new Khuk;
The Conspiracy Theory Kukri.

Not sure what it's design should be, because I already suspect foul play.



munk
 
munk said:
I propose HI meet the needs of it's devotee's and introduce a new Khuk;
The Conspiracy Theory Kukri.

Not sure what it's design should be, because I already suspect foul play.



munk
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They already have one of those locked up in Area 51. 2004 Tsunami? Yep it was all the CTK. Now, riddle me this. CTK is also an acronym for "Centralized TeleKinesis". I am totally 100% that the gubment is using a machine powered by TK to move my person around while I sleep. There is no other explination as to why i wake up in strange places. Same routine every night. Come home, drink half a bottle of Capt Morgan's, get a little bit sleepy, wake up with my pants around my ankles face down on the funny papers with Beetle Bailey stuck to my face like a piece of silly putty. I mean, what else could be causing it??

Jake
 
Sounds like more liberal media conspiracy to me. So, you find newsprint attached to your person? Uh huh. They're not satisfied to make you hear and see what 'they' want; you now must wear it.

Soon, of course, we'll all have to...eat it.


munk
 
munk said:
I propose HI meet the needs of it's devotee's and introduce a new Khuk;
The Conspiracy Theory Kukri.

Not sure what it's design should be, because I already suspect foul play.



munk
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Surely a mirror finish --- so you can see "them" sneaking up from behind you. :eek:
 
I think we already HAD a conspiracy theory kuk... Remember that backwards sword that had the sharp edge on TOP?
It was designed by a team from Social Security, and part of a plot to make sword fighters slice their own heads off on the backswing so that they could not grow old enough to collect social security benefits.......
 
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