Grovel

tobyrogers

tobyrogers

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I think it's time to get back to knives around here but I would like to see one thing first.Codger could please give us a rant on the fine art of grovelling.I don't want to insult anyone but I have seen some really lame attempts lately so I thought as the Master Groveller you could give some of the newer guys some tips on the finer points.Lobo maybe you could chime in.With Christmas coming we all could use some tips.Arnold
 
I'll certainly give it some sharp consideration Arnold, send me a knife. Lately, my own grovelometry has not been up to parr, as you Schradeophiles are well aware. Perhaps with the right inspiration....send me a knife guys...I might come up with a tretis/rant on the subject. Some of the best grovelisms are really subtile hints like you get from your wife just before Christmas...send me a knife...Subliminal suggestions is what they are called in Grovelometry 101. Of course, there is a whole lexicon devoted to the subject, and I doubt I could list the entire contents of the college course textbooks...

Codger
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with keeping with the upcoming christmas season, please keep in mind the "KRIS RELIEF FUND". the KRF is a non-profit orginization dedicated to keeping kris happy with schrades, helping u guys keep your collections in order, and saving kris money. here at the KRF, we guarantee any knives u send will go straight to kris, no middle man involved, and all your contributions are tax deductible!!! why not make kris happy everyday, send him 2 knives a day and watch the response u get! if u send 3 OT'S, u will recieve a page out of a coloring book personally colored and signed by kris! if u send a very rare knife, kris will send u a picture of him and write u a letter!!! why let kris hunger for schrades??? it will be a cold christmas for kris without a few schrades to keep him warm!!! have a heart this year, donate all your schrades to the "KRIS RELIEF FUND"!!!

sponsored by the "KRF".
 
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last i heard, he was off in cancun with some young lady since he caught mrs. clause with a "china" knife in her purse. CNN reported that the toothfairy or the easter bunny would be replacing him, it was a tight race. just remember those less fortunate than u, donate to the KRF!!!
 
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