Guess I hafta dump da wife.

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Lavan

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Actual event today: She goes into Barnes & Noble and decides to get me a KNIFE magazine (awwwwww) :o

The clerk rings her up and .... "HE" ..... says "Oh, just LOOKING at those knives scares me." She sez, "What? Then what would you do if you saw a REAL knife?" To which ...."HE"...replies, "Well, they're all right in the....kitchen."

She laffs at him.

Now I ask ya. Doncha think that she portrayed us knife nuts in a poor light? Here's this poor "guy" now all shook up and nervous just for DOING HIS JOB.

I feel so sorry for him. Why, his "sensitivity" could take weeks to recover.

:thumbup: :) :D :D :D
 
I am calling her right now to tell her all about your comments. I am sure she will be firmly implanting her foot up your arse for even thinking about dumping such a fine woman not concerned about dweebs. :D

Now put a big circle around the knife you want in the mag, and leave it lying on her makeup stand with the it lying open. :D
 
I ..told... her I was gonna expose her callous actions on here.

She laffed at that. Sed sumpin about ain't there no MEN anymore?

She can't STAND anti-gun, anti-knife, anti-TOOL dummies.

Coors, she's HAD a purse snatched.
:)
 
Lavan said:
I ..told... her I was gonna expose her callous actions on here.

She laffed at that. Sed sumpin about ain't there no MEN anymore?

She can't STAND anti-gun, anti-knife, anti-TOOL dummies.

Coors, she's HAD a purse snatched.
:)
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You must be REALLY good-looking. :thumbup: :D


;)

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Funny knife-related thing happened to my wife and I several years ago, before we were married. She was visiting me from out-of-state and I took her to the AG Russell showroom, which was near my house way back then. We walked in the door and the sales person says, "Hello Robert. We haven't seen you in a while." Instead of running away, my wife-to-be helped me pick out a beautiful stacked leather Blackjack Woodsman.

Yep, she was a keeper - the knife, and the girl. :)

-Bob
 
I kind feel the clerk is not really a guy~

Simply knives are natural to us. Boy need no one to teach will pick up anything that is long enough to pretend a sword or knife....all natural.

As I grow, holding a real knife stimulates my brain somehow, it creates a NATRUAL HIGH, that i can't help to stop. We don't afraid knive until someone really pointing one right at you.

knives = sex:D

Just love it, have no clue why :confused:

so I really wonder.....is the clerk a guy? :cool:
 
Bob W said:
Funny knife-related thing happened to my wife and I several years ago, before we were married. She was visiting me from out-of-state and I took her to the AG Russell showroom, which was near my house way back then. We walked in the door and the sales person says, "Hello Robert. We haven't seen you in a while." Instead of running away, my wife-to-be helped me pick out a beautiful stacked leather Blackjack Woodsman.

Yep, she was a keeper - the knife, and the girl. :)

-Bob
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Nice! :thumbup: ;)
 
He's very lucky that he was dealing with HER!

I couldn't have resisted slappin a ....CLOSED.....SAK on the counter just to see if he'd faint.

:D
 
She should have pulled a Spyderco Manix out of her purse and said "you mean like this"?

Then stabbed it into the counter and let it sit there while she got her money out. :D

Next........have the guy go change his panties....
 
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