Guess who's on the road again?

Dexter Ewing

Dexter Ewing

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...yup! Will called me earlier and said he didn't have time to post before he left town, so he said he'll be back in town the first part of next week.

OK Buzz, we can go back to discussing the Spork. Now that we know the specs on the tool, we need to get an ad campaign together.........

:D
 
Hmmmm..... We need a catchy phrase..... Something musical that we can write a knife ad jingle to, for the radio and TV Superbowl commercials.......
 
Yes, a great start...target the Superbowl crowd. You know, big game, Super Bowl parties....FOOD at the parties ;)
 
First line of the jingle;

"I got a thing in my jeans, it's good for pork and works for beans." :D
 
Um, Stabby, we have to keep this "G" rated now :D

Though, imagine the fun (pun?) you can have with the Becker stuff: "My girlfriend likes to play with my 14 inch Becker"

:eek: :D
 
Oh man!!! I just about whizzed my knickers reading this post
!!!!

On the Becker...... I believe that women of taste prefer something more like 10 5/8". That's why they call it the Companion. Although we missed the mark in one area. The sheath isn't ribbed..... for her pleasure. :D
 
Dex,

Glad to hear you are practicing safety first. It would be really bad if your Becker got pits all over it. :eek: :D
 
I hear that if moisture starts to do damage, Dex can just rub it vigorously with a little Brasso. :mad:
 
Oh man, Will is right...he simply cannot leave town without us getting into mischief :D

"Got wood? Grab your Becker"

"When I'm alone in the woods, I like play with my Becker"

Hopefully, Ol' Ethan doesn't see this thread. LMAO
 
Dex

If this thread goes on much longer you'll get us all in trouble. But again, you said it not me :D

Maybe now I'll get my Fisk before you. Unless you get yours from a better source.
 
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