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RHINOKNIVES

RHINOKNIVES

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well i did the art and craft show two weekends ago and got the all time silly question we get asked, IS THAT SHARP? so i was talking to my brother that captains a boat in kona hawaii, his silly question is, after people get in the boat, they ask him. WHAT ALDITUDE ARE WE AT? that one is hard to beat! any one have any others? :)
 
I don't know how silly it is but it always amazes me the number of people that go to the trouble to find my email address on my web site just to ask me to give them step-by-step detailed instructions on how to refinish a firearm stock. I'm not speaking of just a technical question about this or that. I mean from A to Z. The only thing I can figure is they are either too lazy to read or they don't like my flavor of stock work. If they don't like it why in the @#%?%^#$#!@ are they asking me to repeat it.

RL
 
Gee, a topic that lets me vent. My company supplies high end computer equipment. We just did a rental to a contractor who is refurbing a Navy ship. No big deal, we provide equipment to Gov. contractors all the time. This time they wanted it delivered on the ship. That is a BIG DEAL! I had one of my techs deliver the first load. No problems. Delivered the second, no problem. He went back to hook it all up and network and they wouldn't let him on the yard unless provided 5 mil in insurance. Got that straight and sent him back, wouldn't let him in unless I spoke to the security dept in Kalifornia. Got that straight and sent him back today. Took three steps on the ship and they threw him off because he didn't have steel toe shoes on. I'm getting ready to pull the order.,,,,Now that I've seen our New Action Government at work....I may invest in camels!:eek:

Talk about stupid people!
 
one guy wanted non-magnetic steel. i kindly replied sir, if it has steel in it, its magnetic.
 
I live in kind of an "inner-city" neighborhood. High crime area. Had a young kid ask me today if I would make him a "shank"!!:eek: :rolleyes: :(
 
how about the automatic coffee
mug holder on the computer
and I can't fine a record
player that will play those little record things.
or the computer foot peddle don't work right unless you
take you shoe off..
I had a guy come into the shop and said to my wife that
I wouldn't sell many knives
because I only had knives with the name Gray on them.:confused:
 
Or the signs that say, "No animals allowed except Seeing-Eye dogs."

If you have a Seeing-Eye dog you can't read the sign.

If you don't, it doesn't apply to you.;)
 
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