Hacking Hooligan Hurts Hell-Bent Hogs (w)Hoo Humped Hard at Hitting F5

Guyon

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I think it's posse time. I've got rope. Who's in? :D
 
You got the rope and I have a tree :) Who's got the horse? We'll hold a lotery to see who slaps the horse's rump to start the festivities :D
 
Hey!!! There isn't any candy falling out!!............Hit him again :D
 
I was thinking more along the lines of using the so&so as a "test pole" for checking knife sharpness. The old "Death of a thousand cuts" routine. Even more fitting would be to use the very knives he tried to abscond. Ya may as well have some fun with it!
 
What's everyone so upset about? I'd think hacking the store to beat all the other piggies would be the epitome of proper hoggish behavior.
 
Disagree. There is still honor among HOGs. I think jamming Skunk is poor form regardless of how it might affect a piglet like me.
 
What's everyone so upset about? I'd think hacking the store to beat all the other piggies would be the epitome of proper hoggish behavior.
I have to admit, I respect the effort. But Hogs tend to accept the rules of the trough rather than circumvent them.

If the Hog had timed the hack so that it occurred seconds after the floodgates opened, no one would have been the wiser. Simply, no knives would have shown up to everyone else. But instead, he jumped the gun on Scott and Vicki and screwed up the system.

I don't think biting the hand that feeds you is such a good idea.

Now, how do you tie that hangman's noose again?
 
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