Handsome young man

[Gary W. Graley]

There was this handsome young Irish man that wanted to marry and have
beautiful children to carry on his good looks and family name.
He heard that a local farmer had three beautiful daughters
so he went to see him and explained his intentions.

The farmer said ‘Well you’ve come at a good time, they’re all looking for a husband’

So the young man took one of the daughters out on a date.

That night the farmer asked ‘Well, what do you think?’

The young man said, ‘To be honest sir, she is a weee bit pigeon toed, not so much that you can notice, but enough’

The farmer shrugged and said take the next one out and so he did the following night.

On his return the farmer asked ‘Well, what do you think?’

The young man said, ‘To be honest sir, she is a weee bit cross-eyed, not so much that you can notice, but enough’

The farmer shrugged and said take the last one out and so he did the following night.

On his return the farmer asked ‘Well, what do you think?’

The young man exclaimed, she is perfect, with your permission I would like to marry her and so they were.

Months go by and a baby was born, but to the young man’s dismay it was the homeliest baby he had ever seen!

He went back to the farmer and asked how could this be with such parents?

The farmer said, ‘Well, when you married her, she was a weee bit pregnant, not so much that you can notice, but enough’



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[A Dogs Best Friend]

That's funny. But, are you still eating right Gary? Keep on it.

 

[Gary W. Graley]

That's funny. But, are you still eating right Gary? Keep on it.

Thanks and yes! still doing fine, one week, no worries, body is starting
to tighten up and the legs are getting somewhat use to riding bike again
It's a matter of mindset, if you stop and think of what you are going to
eat, and allow yourself time to think before you start, you'll realize that
the healthy choice isn't all that bad and the other stuff, while it tastes
great, really isn't great for you! Size 32 pants here I come!
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