Happy Birfday Mtnclimber69

Happy Birthday MtnClimber!!! :D Hope its a goodun!
 
Mtnclimber's House

"Hello? Is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report on my neighbor Mtnclimber69. He's hiding
marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descended on Mtnclimber's house. They search
the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they bust open every
piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They sneered at Mtnclimber as they
left.

A few minutes later, Mtnclimber's phone rang. "Hey, Mtnclimber. This here is
Skunk. Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Sure did."

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Who Says Rednecks Ain't Smart?
 
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