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Have a good day and may you have a song in your heart and the sun at your back. Have a pleasant day!!! Cavelady 
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Cindy Denning said:Have a good day and may you have a song in your heart and the sun at your back. Have a pleasant day!!! Cavelady
Enjoy YOUR day but stay away from age 75 as long as possible. Parts & pieces start falling off at this age. I've a dented fender, a bumper fell off,my stabilizer bar is bent. headlights are getting dim......
Seriously, live each day fully like there's no tomorrow, spend your kids inheritance , tell & show your mate lots of love & devotion .
Happy day !
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Great advice. Happy Birthdayuncle Alan said:Seriously, live each day fully like there's no tomorrow, spend your kids inheritance , tell & show your mate lots of love & devotion .
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Many Happy Returns Java, aaaaaarrrrghhhhh!
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Arrrrr! The dreaded Double-Nickel!!!! 
As I now officially drift into the twinkling haze of codgerdom I wonder where everything went, continues to go, and what it all was. AARP has hounded my every gasp for 5-years now and their creaking footsteps grow louder with each crank of the pedals. Cant give up yet
..to much left to do, to see, and to learn about.
Shaldag, Ive just roasted a fresh batch of Mavis Bank Estate Jamaican Blue Mountain. The brew is strong and still a powerful driving force of life. I only wish I could share it with yall.
Jen,
Is there any other cake flavors besides chocolate or maybe Funnel??? and I dip only freshly roasted espresso bean in ANY fondue!
Uncle Alan,
Good advice! Ill hide from 75 as long as I can.
Cindy,
The sun here in Vegas is always at your back your front, your sides, your top, and your bottom (no tan lines here, baby! ) Now if I could only get the wind at my back when Im hammering through the hills out at Red Rocks
As for the song in me heart Id rather share it with the good people here and hopefully bring a smile to your hearts for all the advice, good fun, and interesting discussions weve shared here over the years so with my most humble apologies to Sammy picture Java as the Thinning Gray Curly Tressed (Not-yet) Dead Rocker while I belt this out for you
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I Can't Be 55
One foot in the grave and one in the home, hey!
Well, there's too much young stuff, I can't leave em alone, no!
So I tried my best old codger move
Well, baby, Mrs. come and killed my groove again!
Oh I might not live to reach 65
Need my Medic Alert just to keep me alive
Take my walker, all that jive
But I can't be 55! Oh No!
Uh!
Putted back to The Home from the Scooter Store.
Yeah, the staff nurse said, "Gramps, just once more...
We're gonna chain your ass in your Craftmatic bed"
Looked me in the eye, said, "You take your meds?"
I said, Yeah! Oh yeah!
Im falling down that hill toward 65
Geritol and coffee barely keep me alive
If you take my Clapper, I couldnt survive
And, I can't be 55!
Oh, no!
I cant be 55!
I cant be 55!
I cant be 55!
I cant be 55! Uh!
Well now I drive real slow - I can barely see.
And doin 45 or more scares the pee outa me.
What used to take five minutes now takes all night. Huh!
If I remember what It is, yeah, I might get it right! I say yeah!
Well, if I ever live to reach 65
Ill need Social Security to keep me alive
Lost all of my teeth, and most of my knives
But I cant be 55!
No, no no,
I cant be 55!
(I can't be 55!)
I cant be 55!
(I can't be 55!)
I cant ..uh, where was I again
NV,
Uh Whut?? Urrrrrrrg???? (Is your Alzheimer's but not Alzheimer's contagious???) Stay safe!
As I now officially drift into the twinkling haze of codgerdom I wonder where everything went, continues to go, and what it all was. AARP has hounded my every gasp for 5-years now and their creaking footsteps grow louder with each crank of the pedals. Cant give up yet
..to much left to do, to see, and to learn about. Shaldag, Ive just roasted a fresh batch of Mavis Bank Estate Jamaican Blue Mountain. The brew is strong and still a powerful driving force of life. I only wish I could share it with yall.
Jen,
Is there any other cake flavors besides chocolate or maybe Funnel??? and I dip only freshly roasted espresso bean in ANY fondue!
Uncle Alan,
Good advice! Ill hide from 75 as long as I can.
Cindy,
The sun here in Vegas is always at your back your front, your sides, your top, and your bottom (no tan lines here, baby!
) Now if I could only get the wind at my back when Im hammering through the hills out at Red Rocks
As for the song in me heart Id rather share it with the good people here and hopefully bring a smile to your hearts for all the advice, good fun, and interesting discussions weve shared here over the years so with my most humble apologies to Sammy picture Java as the Thinning Gray Curly Tressed (Not-yet) Dead Rocker while I belt this out for you
.I Can't Be 55
One foot in the grave and one in the home, hey!
Well, there's too much young stuff, I can't leave em alone, no!
So I tried my best old codger move
Well, baby, Mrs. come and killed my groove again!
Oh I might not live to reach 65
Need my Medic Alert just to keep me alive
Take my walker, all that jive
But I can't be 55! Oh No!
Uh!
Putted back to The Home from the Scooter Store.
Yeah, the staff nurse said, "Gramps, just once more...
We're gonna chain your ass in your Craftmatic bed"
Looked me in the eye, said, "You take your meds?"
I said, Yeah! Oh yeah!
Im falling down that hill toward 65
Geritol and coffee barely keep me alive
If you take my Clapper, I couldnt survive
And, I can't be 55!
Oh, no!
I cant be 55!
I cant be 55!
I cant be 55!
I cant be 55! Uh!
Well now I drive real slow - I can barely see.
And doin 45 or more scares the pee outa me.
What used to take five minutes now takes all night. Huh!
If I remember what It is, yeah, I might get it right! I say yeah!
Well, if I ever live to reach 65
Ill need Social Security to keep me alive
Lost all of my teeth, and most of my knives
But I cant be 55!
No, no no,
I cant be 55!
(I can't be 55!)
I cant be 55!
(I can't be 55!)
I cant ..uh, where was I again
NV,
Uh Whut?? Urrrrrrrg???? (Is your Alzheimer's but not Alzheimer's contagious???)
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Happy Birthday to the "Dean of Beans!" Many more old codger. ( your words ) Don't become a codger. Opt for curmugeon-ness, instead. :thumbup:
your words ) Don't become a codger. Opt for curmugeon-ness, instead. :thumbup:
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Well Java, bless your little heart. Ol' Keith Richards and shakey butt of the Rolling Stones are still hanging in there and they be doing good. I can imitate Keith Richards but I caint do ...oh, what's his name??? Yagger, Shagger, whatever. You need ice cream with your birthday cake!
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LOL!!
Jen,
I forgot what did I ask again? Remember: Bubbling Guyere dipped 'spresso beans aren't as cheesy as they sound. BTW. Thanks again for your help. I sent an e-mail to your BFC listed address....
Cindy,
That's Old Creaky Lips of the Stones. Not sure what the Red Rocker is up to since leaving Van-Hagar. Still got Barry Manilow rollin' on-stage on his Scooter chair here in Vegas once in a while. The older groupies get confused and throw depends and support bras on stage when he belts er... rasps out a yawning rendition of "Mandy" .... A fresh quart of Starbucks almond mocha will go well with the choco cake!!
Jen,
I forgot what did I ask again?
Remember: Bubbling Guyere dipped 'spresso beans aren't as cheesy as they sound. BTW. Thanks again for your help. I sent an e-mail to your BFC listed address....Cindy,
That's Old Creaky Lips of the Stones.
Not sure what the Red Rocker is up to since leaving Van-Hagar. Still got Barry Manilow rollin' on-stage on his Scooter chair here in Vegas once in a while. The older groupies get confused and throw depends and support bras on stage when he belts er... rasps out a yawning rendition of "Mandy" .... A fresh quart of Starbucks almond mocha will go well with the choco cake!!
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Happy birthday you old fart.
glockman99
RIP Dann, you were a good guy.
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java,
Happy Birthday! Don't feel TOO bad...I've been a member of AARP for over a year now, and I'm still alive...
Happy Birthday! Don't feel TOO bad...I've been a member of AARP for over a year now, and I'm still alive.
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java said:
I see...
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jsmatos said:Java, I didn't get any e-mail. Hey, are you all hopped up on CHOCOLATE again....
Jen,
Chocolate......dark chocolate covered espresso beans and some of the best carnitas in Vegas. Not sure whether I'm coming or going right now but I'll get there in a hurry.
If you see a glow on the western horizon after sunset, have Collucci and his buddies respond - took forever to light that many candles.
I'll resubmit as a PM later.
Dann,
Yeah but their radical viewpoints will make you question yourself and shave your 'stache..... Oh, wait!
Hang tough and never give up withou a fight.Still goin' good Tarsier, still goin' good. Thanks.
glockman99
RIP Dann, you were a good guy.
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Sure, but AARP's tips for sex for people over 50 are worth the price of membership all by itself.java said:Dann,
Yeah but their radical viewpoints will make you question yourself and shave your 'stache..... Oh, wait!
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