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Thirty Three, eh?
Gosh, that's a lotta spanks!!!!
Listen, Mike, I really have to apologize....
I'm all outta makeup and my rainbow tutu's at the dry cleaners.
I would've made the Ultimate Strip-O-Gram MPG for ya, had I known that today was your birthday!!
I guess you'll have to settle for me pimping off one of these fine specimens of carbon or plaster based life forms:
HAVE A HAPPY, MIKE!!!
PS - My birthday is on July 21. I expect you to mark this in the appropriate calandars!!!!
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
Gosh, that's a lotta spanks!!!!
Listen, Mike, I really have to apologize....
I'm all outta makeup and my rainbow tutu's at the dry cleaners.
I would've made the Ultimate Strip-O-Gram MPG for ya, had I known that today was your birthday!!
I guess you'll have to settle for me pimping off one of these fine specimens of carbon or plaster based life forms:
HAVE A HAPPY, MIKE!!!
PS - My birthday is on July 21. I expect you to mark this in the appropriate calandars!!!!
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.