speaking of Children's books, have any of you read "The bad Child's book of Beasts" , "More beasts for Worse Children", and "A Moral Alphabet", by Hillaire Belloc? They are hilarious examples of turn-of-the-centuryEnglish wit. You can usually find them published as one, with wonderful illustrations by BTB.
A couple of examples:
The Hippopotamus
I shoot the Hippopotamus
With bullets made of platinum,
Because if I use leaden ones
His hide is sure to flatten 'em.
The Microbe
The Microbe is so very small
You cannot make him out at all,
But many sanguine people hope
To see him through a microscope.
His jointed tongue that lies beneath
A hundred curious rows of teeth;
His seven tufted tails with lots
Of lovely pink and purple spots,
On each of which a pattern stands,
Composed of forty separate bands;
His eyebrows of a tender green;
All these have never yet been seen--
But Scientists, who ought to know,
Assure us that they must be so....
Oh! let us never, never doubt
What nobody is sure about!