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With friends like me, none of you would need to worry about bad neighbors or rude acquaintances or evil bosses... I made a reminder in my calendar last year to be sure to remember Guy's birthday this year (not that I'm forgetful or anything, I'm just a detail freak) and sure enough when the reminder popped up I wrote to our mutual friends to make sure we all gave Guy a
BIG FAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
but when I came home for the weekend promptly forgot. Whenever it'd pop into my pea brain over the last couple of days it was when I was doing something like scratching my scalp, and I'd promptly forget all about
GUY'S BIRTHDAY
and go on to the next important part of my very intense life.
So I'm just checking my mail a few minutes ago and I had a note from Guy saying, very nicely,
HEY YOU GUYS, YOU FORGOT MY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY, YA JERKS!
so before I've even replied to his nice, kind email I thought I'd sneak this quiet simple note into our forum.
SO HEY EVERYBODY, LET'S WISH GUY THOMAS A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
After all, it's not every year your gray hair doubles in volume and your free time is cut in half.
Happy Birthday buddy, you are one of my favorite human beings, right up there with Uma Thurman. Only you're not as well formed as Uma is. But still, you have a decent personality aside from that sneaky way you rubbed my face in my own mud. I guess that's what friends are for, right?
I'll remind Uma it's your birthday too but if she sends you a better card than she sent me I'll be jealous.
Have a good one man, why don't you go ahead and take the rest of the week off? You've certainly earned it.
BIG FAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
but when I came home for the weekend promptly forgot. Whenever it'd pop into my pea brain over the last couple of days it was when I was doing something like scratching my scalp, and I'd promptly forget all about
GUY'S BIRTHDAY
and go on to the next important part of my very intense life.
So I'm just checking my mail a few minutes ago and I had a note from Guy saying, very nicely,
HEY YOU GUYS, YOU FORGOT MY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY, YA JERKS!
so before I've even replied to his nice, kind email I thought I'd sneak this quiet simple note into our forum.
SO HEY EVERYBODY, LET'S WISH GUY THOMAS A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
After all, it's not every year your gray hair doubles in volume and your free time is cut in half.
Happy Birthday buddy, you are one of my favorite human beings, right up there with Uma Thurman. Only you're not as well formed as Uma is. But still, you have a decent personality aside from that sneaky way you rubbed my face in my own mud. I guess that's what friends are for, right?

Have a good one man, why don't you go ahead and take the rest of the week off? You've certainly earned it.