Happy Birthday to me Dickweeds

Mark Williams

Mark Williams

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Turned 40 today. Feel like crap. Shoulder hurts still. My back is acting up again (3 disc ruptures in the past) I'm bald, and I have jock itch. And my feet stink. And I have to work because my boss is on vacation and were are short handed. .......and nobody noticed it was my birthday. :( That is why I've been grouchy :mad: :D
 
Happy Birthday To Yooooooou! Hope you have a good one. Maybe somebody will give you jock itch cream. :D
 
Mark, Here kerosene will work for both the baldness and the jock itch. Just use a little and don't smoke. Happy Birthday! Also don't light any candles............. :D
 
Happy Freakin' Birthday old man!!! :D :D

You're always on the ball with the birthdays, so I never bother to look at the B-day list anymore.
 
Mark Williams said:
Turned 40 today. Feel like crap. Shoulder hurts still. My back is acting up again (3 disc ruptures in the past) I'm bald, and I have jock itch. And my feet stink. And I have to work because my boss is on vacation and were are short handed. .......and nobody noticed it was my birthday. :( That is why I've been grouchy :mad: :D
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Forty? Is that all? I dunno 'bout these dang young pups complaining about being OLD! When you get to be my age (46) then you can start bitchin' cuz 50 is just down the road a bit. But... you ARE a dirty hippy. Now you are a dirty OLD hippy! YEEHAAA! :D

Happy Birthday, Old Timer! :D :D :D ;)
 
Hope it gets better UB 2! Just keep that Willie picture in mind and that should keep a smile on your face :) :D :)
 
Raymond Richard said:
Mark, Here kerosene will work for both the baldness and the jock itch. Just use a little and don't smoke. Happy Birthday! Also don't light any candles............. :D
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I'm thinking if you do play with matches after the kerosene it will fix the problem faster :eek: :D

Mark I knew it was your b-day but just wanted to see if anyone else remembered :rolleyes: :)
happy b-day bud

if you can't take the heat stay out of the fire ..

this is why stick pepole don't live long :D
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Happy BDay. I'd call you an old fart, but I just turned 42 last week. Getting old sux, but it's still better than the alternative.

John
 
Dude,,,I turned for,,,fort,,,,ahh sh@t,,,FORTY the 24th of May and one of the highlights of my day was the email from "Bladeforums" wishing me a happy b'day,,,lol. I have a nice bowling suprise party complete with a bag of "old guy" stuff, ie- depends, laxative ben-gay,,,etc. Its lining up to be a great year despite getting so old. Anyhow, happy birthday to ya,,,


JM
 
Like Satchel Paige once said:
"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"

Happy Birthday.....be thankful you're still vertical.
 
Happy Birthday, Mark.

40 wasn't bad, 50 wasn't real happy, I was sick and we all thought I was dying. 51 was GREAT because I got there, and now I'm so danged happy to be alive that getting to add another year is now a thrill.

Moral of the story: as long as you can still tell yer feet stink, that be a really good thing. :D

Have a great day. I love birthdays!!
 
Happy Birthday! :D

60 was the only birthday that bothered me at all. And that was just a few months ago.
 
Mike Hull said:
Happy Birthday! :D

60 was the only birthday that bothered me at all. And that was just a few months ago.
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See Mark? Forty ain't so bad, huh?

*giggle*

:D :D :D
 
Happy Birthday Mark. For reals.

Some days are downers - too bad this has to be one of them.

Remember your cyber pals are all inching forward at the same rate. We're all in this life together.

Good day for prayers.

Steve
 
peter nap said:
Happy Birthday Mark. Sure would be nice to be a kid of 40 again! :D
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:D I could use 10 off too ,15 would get me back to 35 when all this old stuff started :( but that 19 sounds rrr oh that was navy time yeah it was OK.
mark wash those feet .. :D
 
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