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devo55

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Happy Fathers Day to all of you! Your families would have a much more difficult time making it without you. After dinner tonight, I may get to open my gift...a 15" wood handled AK that I ordered from Dan Koster. It has been waiting for a while. :D

Relax and have a great day. You deserve it.

Jeff
 
Well, I'm not a dad, but I do have one .... :D


Happy Father's Day to all of you who have spread your seed. :rolleyes: ;) :barf: :D

~ Bamboo, Son of John
 
relax....yeah....relax

Gotta drive 400 miles and pick up the Motherinlaw from Airport. Naturally, the pressure is on, since I'm in the Big City, to do a shopping...and both my older sons want to go....

I don't wish to drive 400 miles and go shopping.

Grandma will have ton of debris with her, every stop we make means kids out- suitcases in from Pickup bed.

The more I think about it, the more a penetration of Billings, procur the MIL, and get the heck out is appealing....

But munk, MIL has a Costco card. It's your chance to load up on products....


bah humbug.

munk
 
LEASH YOUR DOGS!

I was out walking Rocky, a miniature poodle. I spied neighbors bathing their mut on their lawn, and thought it prudent to cross to the other side of the street.

Their dog came dashing across the street to get to Rocky. I didn't know the dog's intentions - who does? - so I picked Rocky up and held him under my arm.

Rocky was frightened and did what dogs do when they are afraid. My jeans are now in the wash.

Dogs are strange creatures. Rocky will run up to large dogs - e.g. Great Danes or Akitas, and threaten dogs - like Rhodesian Ridgebacks - as long as they are across the street.

Think that I won't go shooting today. ... The gods are not shining down on me.
 
Happy Father's Day to all you dads out there:) I am proud to know each and every one of you, heartwarmed to know that good dads still exist out there, and elated that I am not one of you...yet;)

Have a great one, fellas.

Jake
 
Five kids and eleven grandkids later, I can tell you that seeing them do well, despite the extra expense and effort that takes, is probably the greatest thing that can happen to you. Thank your Creator for the good times, and reflect on these when the going gets tough....God bless you and yours, Guys.
 
I dunno.

Children are so annoying.

It's always: "Let me out of the basement! Let me out of the basement!"

Have a good day, guys.
 
Kismet said:
I dunno.

Children are so annoying.

It's always: "Let me out of the basement! Let me out of the basement!"

Have a good day, guys.
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i find it a lot quieter if you wrap them in duck tape & hang them from hooks in the spare room. feeding tubes and a drip pan underneath take care of their remaining bodily needs and a video on loopback playing army training films takes care of their education. gotta re-wrap them evry few months tho to allow for growth.

oh, and electro-shock muscle therapy to keep them in shape, never know when you might need to send them out after more beer.
 
kronckew said:
i find it a lot quieter if you wrap them in duck tape & hang them from hooks in the spare room. feeding tubes and a drip pan underneath take care of their remaining bodily needs and a video on loopback playing army training films takes care of their education. gotta re-wrap them evry few months tho to allow for growth.

oh, and electro-shock muscle therapy to keep them in shape, never know when you might need to send them out after more beer.
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Damn!!!! A man after my own heart!!!! :cool: When I was young I wished for a stasis machine. Now that I'm older I still do, fer the grand kids don'chaknow.:rolleyes: ;) :D
 
Hey thanks for the good wishes!

I spent the day chasing my two year old!

Wendy and I have our second on the way due in November!

Last night after supper...me and the little one were sitting at the table...I was showing her how to make a catapult by putting a fork down, then putting a spoon on top of it...hit the fork and the spoon flips...she was getting such a kick out of it..the spoon would fly...and she would giggle...and then say... "Do it again!" We played for a half hour like that...laughing......I looked over at Wendy...and she was crying...I asked her what was wrong...(she is pregnant after all ...and we know pregnant ladies cry sometimes) She said she was just happy that I was Emi's Daddy...I didn't cry just then...but I did as I wrote it...Who needs a better Father's Day present than that?

All you Papa's out there remember...you're lucky.

Shane
 
I've trained my son pretty well. He got me all three Austin Powers movies on DVD for father's day. :D
 
I got a homemade mail holder from youngest son and a balloon, a can of smoked oysters from middle son, and a can of sardines in hot sauce from the oldest, along with about 50 hot pepper plants they pooled together and bought on clearance for me. (I still need about a half dozen serrano plants, though).

I always introduce my sons as "heirs to the Jones family fortune, should one ever be acquired." In reality, they are the Jones family fortune.
 
It's my first Fathers Day as a dad -- my son was born last July.

I got to spend it taking care of my wife and son (that's good)
who are both sick (that's bad)
I also got to kick around the house all day (that's good)
I also got to see my dad when my parents stopped by (that's good)
But it meant I couldn't go up with my parents to see my grandparents (that's bad)
I did get to make an unhurried breakfast yesterday (that's good)
and we got to watch a DVD (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) we've been meaning to watch for over a month (that was good)
and talk to my grandparents on the phone (also good)

I also got to make a dash to the market for medicine for my son. The girl in front of me in line was buying a case of Tecate Beer and a pack of gum. I was buying kid's Dimetapp. I there's a message in there regarding what Fathers Day is all about. ;)
 
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