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Hehhehehehe.(VBESEG)
Yeah, I done my share of that.
However the most exciteing Halloween was in the town of Turley Oklahoma where I finished growing up.
There was a bunch of us wild a**ed boys that went to turn over an outhouse that belonged to an old lady that no one liked. We were giggleing and whispering about,"wouldn't it be funny if she was in the outhouse?" Well she was!!!
If the old lady had of said one word she would have been safe, but we never figured out if she was asleep or what, but when we turned the outhouse over we heard this "Ommpffooop". We ran like hell, but we had a problem!!! We had pushed it over on its door and she couldn't get out. We were lucky that it went over real easy. It took some expertise to do it that way, but was necessary if you didnt want to get a load of rock salt in yer butts, 'cause some people were waiting on you!!
We absolutely knew that we had to go turn it where she could at least get out, so we very quietly sneaked back to the outhouse and very gently turned it on its side And Then We RAN Like HELL!!!!!
Now the really Funny part about this story is that one of our buds we called, "Toad" Ran The Wrong Way!!!!
Yep!! Toad ran right into the open hole in his excitement to "get away." Fortunateley he was going fast enough that he only went into the mess up to his mid thigh's.
STINK!!!! Now that boy stunk to High Heaven!!!
We took some back ways up to another friends house, Turley had a lot of open and wooded places back then, and hosed Toad off real good, then got Mrs."B" to wash Toad's clothes while he took a shower. We told her that he fell into the pond.
We needed our butt's busted Good for some of the stunts we pulled when we was kids. The thing back then though was people knew kids would be kids and knew that their own kids was probably involved in turning their own outhouse over.
Now days people would be screaming lawsuits and all kinds of punishment and you ain't allowed to bust your kids butt!!!
If we could have them days back I wouldn't mind having my outhouse turned over. There was Absolutely No Way that any of us kids Ever thought about taking our guns to school to kill people we didn't like. That was settled behind some favored building in town by fists and then usually you became best friends. And the grown-ups looked the other way when things like that happened usually, but it seemed like there was always one around if things got to rough, and that didn't mean they necessarily stopped it when the bleeding started.
And we didn't have all the other problems that kids these days have.
I am so glad that mine are grown and gone.
I have a Lot of Admiration for people who raise good kids in todays enviroment. I dayumed sure Know It Ain't Easy!!!
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