Happy Thanksgiving

sharpetoys

sharpetoys

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A young man named Jerry Busse received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was
rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Jerry tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.......

Finally, Jerry was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
Jerry shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
Jerry, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then, suddenly, there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Jerry quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot, calmly stepped out onto Jerry's outstretched arms and said:

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

Jerry was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
change in his behavior, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

:D :cool: :D
 
Sharpetoys,

LMAO!!!!! :D

That's a good one!!!!! I'll be telling that one over and over and over. . . . . .

I'm looking forward to Turkey Day!!!!

Jerry
 
I wonder if that will work on my Parrots :D

I had to move him from the bedroom, he kept falling off of the perch when my Girlfriend was undressing.
(he has no legs, he held on with his ....) ;)

Skunk told me that one :D /\

Happy Turkey Day Everyone!!!!
 
Happy Thanksgiving, Jerry, Jennifer, Mickie, and everyone at the Busse Combat Knife Company. I called just a few seconds ago and was told that Jerry was already gone for the holidays. :eek: :D Hope you still get this message, though. :)
 
1whobuys said:
I wonder if that will work on my Parrots :D

I had to move him from the bedroom, he kept falling off of the perch when my Girlfriend was undressing.
(he has no legs, he held on with his ....) ;)

Skunk told me that one :D /\

Happy Turkey Day Everyone!!!!
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pecker, you know, his beak :)
 
idahoskunk said:
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a song about him? :confused:
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LMAO!!!! Skunk...my fiance' sings that song to Blake(my 5 year old) evertime he starts to whine about something!!! Blake gets so mad! It's hularious!! That is too funny!!!

Happy Thanksgiving guys!! Hey Chuck! How are you?!!

~Blade Babe~
 
Thanksgiving is still this Thursday, right???

Man, I may have to take up drinking or pull an all nighter death chat to understand this bunch again :confused: :eek:
 
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