Has Anyone Else Had This Problem......

[Robocarullo]

I only have one mistress and she ahs been working for years. She has been through a lot and been absolutely rock solid. She's chopped and been pounded though a lot of wood, done plenty of splitting, a bit of prying, and definitely scared my neighbors when used as a gardening companion. I'm about to send her in for a tune up and I am left feeling lonely.

There is only one solution.... I'm gonna need another mistress. I sure hope my original lady does not get too jealous

 

[propbuildervash]

Yup!

Careful, once you get BAS (Busse Aquisition Syndrom) you bank account can drain quicker than expected.

 

[JACKMANDU]

I only have one mistress and she ahs been working for years. She has been through a lot and been absolutely rock solid. She's chopped and been pounded though a lot of wood, done plenty of splitting, a bit of prying, and definitely scared my neighbors when used as a gardening companion. I'm about to send her in for a tune up and I am left feeling lonely.

There is only one solution.... I'm gonna need another mistress. I sure hope my original lady does not get too jealous

DT12 ! She is cheaper lighter and younger.

 

[Robocarullo]

DT12 ! She is cheaper lighter and younger.

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I have been eyeballing some res-c models but I’m so used to the FBM I’m not sure how I’d like ‘em. Decisions, decisions.

 

[lmcq784]

Not as long, but I love my AR9.5…
And my Jackhammer 10…. And my Forsaken Mistress…
Haven’t used my DT-12 but it’s looking promising

 

[evltcat]

I've got a L O T of problems, but this ain't one of them...

 

[Father & Son Traditional Sharpening]

Song: “O Mistress mine where are you roaming?”​

BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

(from Twelfth Night)

O Mistress mine where are you roaming?
O stay and hear, your true love's coming,
That can sing both high and low.
Trip no further pretty sweeting.
Journeys end in lovers' meeting,
Every wise man's son doth know.

What is love, 'tis not hereafter,
Present mirth, hath present laughter:
What's to come, is still unsure.
In delay there lies no plenty,
Then come kiss me sweet and twenty:
Youth's a stuff will not endure.

 

[Jaxx]

Ummm, nope. I got more Mistresses of various versions than sense..which I freely admit to

 

[Father & Son Traditional Sharpening]

Ummm, nope. I got more Mistresses of various versions than sense..which I freely admit to

They say behind every good man, there's a good MISTRESS.... er.... wait that's not quite right?!?!? Did a quick search to fill in the blanks for me and found this prize nugget of delight, spoken by none other than Slick Willy himself...

Behind every great man there stands a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind.

William J. Clinton



I've been known to have a Mistress or two (maybe more??) over the years, I've even got one right now but her days are numbered and I'm fixin' to send her packing to let her find another home to wreck. Swearing off Mistress's forever...