IT'S BIG BIRD!
we got lots of turkey here. they all came from an indian called squanto. god knows where he found them, there wasn't birth control back then. he concieved the idea after finding a bunch of pilgrams starving with cheap tops knives (no infi back then). he saved there lives and moved them to ohio. kinda like a white reservaton, called the "busse indian reserve".
later a busse married a gal named sacajawea, she lead the lewis and clark expidition out west and started the "clan of the cave skunk" who found the first inland route to the picific.
come up (not under) and i'll tell you some stories that will make your infi hard!
happy turk day guy, it's been a pleasure riding with you!!
scott