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Left my house this morning and forgot my Knife!!
What a Day.... keep reaching for it only to grab me, I probably look like some
mentally disturbed masochistic fondler to the casual observer, "Look Mommy that strange man keeps grabbing at his pockets".
Ahhhhhhh! RUN!!!!!
Anyway, almost turned around and went back for it at one point driving in circles yes....no.....yes.....no.....don't be silly....you don't be silly...
Decided wrong and I've been off balance all day. Sandwiches not cut, letters not open.....I didn't even finish my morning cup of coffee because it lacked the proper vent hole in the lid (the little hole provided serves no purpose at all).
Worst part, I had nothing to play with in the bathroom (that didn't sound right did it?) You know what I meant.
I will not let this happen again.
Life is too short to not be properly equipped and an XM in the pocket is a must
Is this what the future holds? Forgetting my knife? What if it gets so bad I even forget I forgot and carry nothing at all OR
forget my pants.
What if I forget my pants and leave the house .....naked carrying nothing but my Knife!
This could be bad.

mentally disturbed masochistic fondler to the casual observer, "Look Mommy that strange man keeps grabbing at his pockets".
Ahhhhhhh! RUN!!!!!
Anyway, almost turned around and went back for it at one point driving in circles yes....no.....yes.....no.....don't be silly....you don't be silly...
Decided wrong and I've been off balance all day. Sandwiches not cut, letters not open.....I didn't even finish my morning cup of coffee because it lacked the proper vent hole in the lid (the little hole provided serves no purpose at all).
Worst part, I had nothing to play with in the bathroom (that didn't sound right did it?) You know what I meant.
I will not let this happen again.
Life is too short to not be properly equipped and an XM in the pocket is a must

Is this what the future holds? Forgetting my knife? What if it gets so bad I even forget I forgot and carry nothing at all OR
forget my pants.
What if I forget my pants and leave the house .....naked carrying nothing but my Knife!
This could be bad.