Haven't had a good bear thread in a while...

[Josh Feltman]

Bear and Beer

I think the story would have been funnier if the beer in question was Hamms.

--Josh

 

[Mark Nelson]

So what Khurk do you use against a drunk bear?

 

[Josh Feltman]

So what Khurk do you use against a drunk bear?

I'm thinking a Kagas Katne, as it would probably hurt the least when the bear took it away and shoved it up your behind.

--Josh

 

[Mark Nelson]

I'm thinking a Kagas Katne, as it would probably hurt the least when the bear took it away and shoved it up your behind.

--Josh

Good point. Perhaps I could just show him that it is a easier way to open up his beers. Who would have thought that you could find a bear beer snob (say that ten times fast).

 

[Josh Feltman]

I am really curious to know how the bear was able to distinguish the cans--can bears see colors or recognize fine detail like a label image?

--Josh

 

[Daniel Koster]

 

[DannyinJapan]

that's great! I love it!

 

[Thomas Linton]

:d :d :d :d

 

[munk]

That is a good bear.


As for can recognition- bears can distinguish between many subtle changes in shape and weather and food. I wonder if the cans smelled different, the beer certainly does. Was that why he liked Ranier- the smell? It is kind of musky, isn't it? What some call skunk beer.

No, once he decided what he liked, picking it doesn't surprise me.

I'd like to know what he weighed, and what the alc content of the beer was in that locality. Here in Montana it's around 5 percent up to 8 or even 9, I think.

Ranier just found it's adverting slogan and mascot.

The Bear's Brew

munk

 

[mauirob3]

That ranger's lucky the bear didn't make a pass at him after all that beer....I guess if he did we could say he had "Bear Goggles"? (Dr.evil pinkie to mouth--stole that from someone here on the forum)

 

[not2sharp]

That something new to worry about; a bear with a hangover, who wants to shake you down for a beer.

So this bear walks into a bar...

n2s

 

[brantoken]

it's not enought that I have to defend my home brew from relatives
and friends .... now even the darn bears are understanding what good beer
is, Ok boys, the chitlange is a gonna have a razor edge by the end of the
day, I'm dump'in the 12 gauge and were going Holand and Holand, expresss rife de jeur......

 

[raghorn]

Well, at least MY beer is safe... Idaho bears tend to go for the Keystone Light.