he he

This movie is quite recent. I havn't seen it myself, but I heard good things about it.
 
That image has been floating around since 2007 when the first Machete "trailer" played in the movie Grindhouse.
But that trailer was just a joke. After a few years enough interest in the fake trailer turned into actual production of a movie.
Apparently keeping it true to the trailer was a bit of a challenge.
 
How does one remove those SHBM-wanna-be's on his chest without slicing thru the leather that's holding them????????
 
Looks like a guy carrying a lot of dull knives.

I wonder what he's trying to compensate for? :confused:

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Of course, they are held in with rare earth magnets, and the "sheaths" are actually kydex lined!

Those knives held in with the "hair bungies" better be dull!
 
Liu Kang in his EDC rig!!!!!

In Desperado he had throwing knives with a cross on them! We have a tiny theatre in Homer, that plays 2 movies everyweek. It takes forever for movies to get here. I am going to ANC next week and will be watching this ASAP!

Danny Trejo is an actual badass. He spent time in San Quentin prison. He was the boxing champ of the california prison system if I remember correctly. Not that being in prison is badass but I would not mess with this guy.
 
I laughed and groaned during most of the movie... but it was cheap entertainment at the drive in, where I could laugh and 'holy crap' as loud and often as I wanted to without disturbing the neighbors... ;)
 
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