Mo,
Dex will stab ya 50 times, each stab with a different blade! And he'll get lighter and faster with each stab as he lightens his load...

Then he'll write a review comparing the stabbing qualities of each knife. He'll ask you to contribute as co-author...
"So, Mo, which one felt like it stabbed ya best? Answer quick, you're losing a lotta blood!"
"Well, I'm not sure Dex...can ya stab me again with the MADD MAXX?"
"Okay, Mo -- here it comes!"
"Yeah, Dex, that one hurt best...wait, what about the OVB Fisk Bowie again?"
"Well, Mo, try to hold on for another few weeks...it ain't released yet..then I'll do it for ya."
"Thanks, Dex, this is the most realistic knife test I've ever been a part of..."
"Mo, ya got 200 beans on ya? I'll sell ya this MADD MAXX if you liked it best!"
"Yeah, Dex, it's in my back pocket...I'm having a little trouble reaching for it...can ya get it for me?"
Sorry if that was going too far...just a joke, folks!!!