Headlines Of 2005

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>> [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:
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>> CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER
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>> [Imagine that!]
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>> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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>> [No, really?]
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>> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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>> [ That'll stop 'em. ]
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>> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
>> [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
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>> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
>> [What a guy!]
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>> Miners Refuse to Work after Death
>> [Those-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]
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>> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
>> [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
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>> War Dims Hope for Peace
>> [I can see where it might have that effect!]
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>> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
>> [You think?]
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>> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
>> [Who would've thought!]
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>> Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
>> [They may be on to something!]
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>> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges !
>> [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
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>> Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
>> [He probably IS the battery charge!]
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>> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
>> Test Group
>> [Weren't they fat enough?!]
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>> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
>> [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
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>> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
>> [Taste like chicken?]
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>> Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
>> [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
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>> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
>> [Boy, are they tall!]
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>> And the winner is....
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>> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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>> [REALLY??!!!]
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>> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
>>spread the stupidity
>> and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
 
This is exactly why I proof read my post before putting them up for others to read. I say enough moronic things without letting the obvious get through. Thanks for the smile, Fred
 
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