Help control the knife population. Have your knives spayed or neutered!

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gytheran

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Let me tell you a story. A couple years back, I went to the local knife shelter, looking for a companion for when I went on my camping trips. Low and behold, I found this young pup of a neglected knife, BK(9). He was in need of some desperate attention.



BK was a good friend. Loyal... trustworthy... dependable... I knew I could always trust him. He did everything I asked and more. He ALWAYS gave 110% in everything he did. I honestly could not have asked for more.

Enter RC...



She was cute. Petite, sharp witted, and really good looking. I knew from the start... TROUBLE!

Damn, I should have been keeping a closer eye on those two!

The second RC showed up, she caught BK's attention immediately, looking all coy and such...



Before I knew it, the two were hanging out, chatting and whatnot...



BK, being the charmer, was always trying to impress RC, making spoons, cutting wood, and field dressing Buicks...



On one cold December night, BK even lent RC his coat so she wouldn't be cold. It was too much for RC, and she eventually gave in to BK's advances.




So there we were... not but a week ago, and they decided to let me know RC WAS PREGNANT!?! Awe... crap...

What could I really do? All the complaining in the world would change the fact... I might as well help as much as I could... So I got RC the best doc in the Business, Doctor Buck.



And sure enough, Doc was great. He made things run as smooth and as of 4:32pm yesterday evening, the young couple had their brand new baby boy. They named him Eskabar.



Oh, I can tell... this one's gonna be a hellion.



So, the moral of the story is, if you do not want any unexpected visitors and additions to the family, have your knives spayed or neutered... OR THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!

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This idiocy was brought to you by Joe, with the assistance of BK and ESEE knives... without their existence, none of this would have been possible.

Thanks for reading, guys! I absolutely love this knife. I may even do a short video review, who knows?

Thanks,

~Joe
 
Thats a cute story, now quit playing with your knives you remind me of my daughter playing barbies......LOL
 
you are a bad man and will go blind playing with your action figures like that
 
Bladite said:
you are a bad man and will go blind playing with your action figures like that
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Probably...

The wife has the car, and I cant really get to the wilderness(in OK? HAH!)... maybe I'll start my fireplace with a friction fire... lol
 
ONE OF THE BEST POSTS EVER!!!!!!!!

I loved it, funny, informitive, and quite classy. Very well done sir.

Moose
 
That was hilarious. Good job!:thumbup:
 
too funny! so funny, i'm going to use this one stolen from another forum:
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interesting...reminds me of a video cutlerylover (on youtube) made of 2 balisongs "reproducing" and making a little balisong.

gytheran said:
BK, being the charmer, was always trying to impress RC, making spoons, cutting wood, and field dressing Buicks...
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quick question...how do you field dress a car?
 
Thanks guys! :)

stealthchaser13 said:
interesting...reminds me of a video cutlerylover (on youtube) made of 2 balisongs "reproducing" and making a little balisong.



quick question...how do you field dress a car?
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I'm not entirely sure, but I hear BK-2 is a master at it, so I suppose I'll ask him when he gets here in a week or so. :)
 
This is officially the weirdest thread I've seen in my short time here. I tip my cap to you! Outstanding stuff.

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Beckerhead #42
 
Thank you for sparing us the penetration pics. But I know you've got 'em, and I'm keeping an eye on you. :D
 
That was very creative, You could have just said "hey, I gots me a new Eskabar" and show a couple of pictures. This was better.
I was entertained.
 
OREGON FAL'ER said:
That was very creative, You could have just said "hey, I gots me a new Eskabar" and show a couple of pictures. This was better.
I was entertained.
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Thanks, I appreciate it. I wanted to do something a little different and remembered the old thread that led to creation of the Eskabar... and the running joke was what if the the Becker Necker and Izula had a kid... well, I don't have those neckers, so I improvised. :)
 
Hahaha...ya'll are getting more and more creative with the posts around here! This forum is really picking up steam...
 
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