Help Gweebert! Too much oil on my swiss army knives!!

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Help me! I am Gweebert!

So I have these 2 nice Swiss Army Knives. Unfortunately, the knives currently live in Gweebert's desk drawer and almost never come out. Why, you ask? Because the Victorinox company puts too much damn knife oil on their knives. I hate knife oil! Other than it being toxic (not so good for slicing apples and such) Gweebert HATES having to wash his hands every time after using a knife that has too much oil at the joints.

Can anyone tell Gweebert how to clean the DAMN excess oil off his Swiss Army Knife joints, to the point where there isn't any more oil? When Gweebert tries to wipe the DAMNED oil off with a paper towel, it never seems to get all the oil.

If i could just clean the DAMNED oil off the two knives, GWEEBERT would be happy because he/she/it would have the equivalent of 2 new knives! :grumpy:
 
That's a lot of shtick to ask about how to wipe off oil.

I'd wash with a soapy brush, rinse, and let dry. Then reapply a smaller amount of oil.
 
I think gweebert likes to type gweebert..

Wash your blades in a mixture of dawn (blue) and warm water. Let dry and maybe you'll be a happy gweebert. Gweebert.
 
Unfortunately I think it's trolls night on BF,,,this guy, and two other posts
 
GWEEBERT:
OPTION 1: Leave your SAK in the "secret" pocket in your unitard and throw it in the washer for an ULTRA HEAVY DUTY cycle.
OPTION 2: Cram the SAK sideways in your mouth and drink a quart of room temperature Swiss Miss chocolate milk.
OPTION 3: Drill a 20' deep hole in your yard with an ice auger attached to many broom handles. Put SAK in the bottom, and fill the hole with kittly litter. Wait 35 years.
OPTION 4: Attach SAK to router shaft. Turn on.
 
Thanks fellas. Gweebert will try the dawn/soapy brush technique. But Gweebert hates knife oil so Gweebert will not be reapplying any. Trolls have questions too.
 
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