Help! Help! They're fighting!

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DeadManWalking

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My Persian and my Yojimbo are fighting over my right front pocket and I don't know what to do!

I'd try to separate them but I'm afraid I'd lose all my fingers!
 
Try carrying them on a rotational basis: one week (day) for each of them. Of course, exceptions are permitted ;)
 
Chuck them both, locked open, in the washing machine and put it on a spin cycle. The winner gets to be carried in your front pocket...
 
you need to separate them until they're grown up, send one to a foster family... :D
I'll take it if you want :cool:
 
Hi DMW,

Solution: The haute couture must have of the 2004 fall fashion scene is just what you need. CARGO PANTS! Multiple pockets and both CLIPITS may ride front and center, one at waist-level one at hip height. They are even available in fashionable colours to complement handle material and steel sheen on both the Yoji and Persian. :D

Joyce @ Spyderco
 
Here is what I would suggest doing...

Sit both knives down, and take your... let's say Spyderco Military and lay it open...

Tell both knives that since they cannot agree on who should be carried, you will simply have to cut yourself in half with the Military, that way each knife would have you, and have a pocket to themselves...

Whichever knife then cries out and insists that the other knife should should be carried instead of itself, in order that you might be saved... is the knife that loves you the most...

Carry that one...
 
blackmamba said:
Here is what I would suggest doing...

Whichever knife then cries out and insists that the other knife should should be carried instead of itself, in order that you might be saved... is the knife that loves you the most...

Carry that one...
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;) LOL That's so awesome!
 
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