The product descriptions are the best, as evidenced by the following:
"Full keel steel frame, wire-cutting technology of production, strong, open and close smoothly, the whole open-tooth blade, is ideal for fast cutting operation. Thimble tail offensive, broken glass can be an appropriate attack and defense."
That, of course, is their ad copy for their Boker Jim Wagner folder counterfeit, the.....get ready for it......"
Boker Rui Ba (tooth-wide version)."
If
this doesn't make you fall out of your chair laughing, nothing will!
Take a look at their
"Jungle Hardness Survival Folding Knife Tactical Knife!" Yes, they did say "
folding!"
How about a look at their
"M.strider (7CR13 Steel)Hand Pocket Knife!" Yes, they did say "
pocket knife!"
The ad copy really seals the deal:
"Mick handmade knives and a classic, the knife-based mainly on practical design, two-edge, sharpness, and excellent cut performance. Thick outside edge, you can cut hard objects. . And practical tool to streamline the whole, the use of 5mm thick steel wire cutting production 7CR13. Strong to defend, to streamline the unique type of knife is your best choice for outdoor use."
One has to wonder why they'd add the "Remington" logo mountains to their "Cold Steel" logo on this piece and box:
A "Cold Steel" without the "Remington" mountains, but with
"xoxoxo" on the handle scales!
Just so nobody gets the wrong idea, I hate counterfeiters, but stupid, uneducated counterfeiters are at least good for a laugh!


