help me pick a folder to impress the girls!

[HermanKnives]

ok guys, heres the deal.....
i need a girl friend ok? and i'm to dumb to make a decision all by myself so hep me hep
me!

i need one with nice natural hooters and a very nice a$$, hair color not important.

so, which folder will put the biggest bulge in my pants?

 

[misque]

i would recommend a Swiss Champ. More bulge for the buck. Can't help with the length though. that'll be up to her.

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The individualist without strategy who takes opponents lightly will inevitably become the captive of others.
Sun Tzu

 

[James Mattis]

Simple good taste prevents me from making any reference at this point to anybody's OTF auto.

And a little judicious Net searching with key words will find a Robert Burns song that suggests that a nine-inch CRK Jereboam or a Bagwell Gambler or a maybe a BK&T Machax would please a lady.

See the other dubious thread to help him search for ladies who like knives.

For this purpose, I'd suggest posting gourmet food recipes that he can prepare for her, using only a Sliver.

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- JKM
www.chaicutlery.com
AKTI Member # SA00001


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[Chang]

Microtech Giant HALO.

I believe that Mike Turber had some pictures of it somewere.

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[db]

James would that be a Griffith Sliver you are talking about? Pagingresipes now

 

[Frank]

Forget the folder. Get a big fixed blade. Always ready for action. If you show up at the office wih a Kabar strapped to your leg tommorrow,you'll have to fight off the women.

 

[tom mayo]

forget it...no woman is ever gonna go out with you!

 

[Rob Simonich]

If I were Tim, but I am not I would pack one of those super sexy Slivers!

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[Full Tang Clan]

You have to take charge and be a wise consumer!

Which one will put "the biggest bulge in your pants" you ask?

I suggest taking that sweet little honey down to the knife store with you, select the biggest sharpest folders you can find, and then open the blade up and stick them in your pants. Oh, if the store guy tries to stop you, tell him you know what you're doing and to mind his own business.

Yeah, you're going to start bleeding profusing in your pants and your date might notice. But try to look non-chalant as if the hemmoraging isn't bothering you a bit. If you start losing consciousness, just tell her that her "bodacious ta-ta's" are knocking you out. Chicks really dig it! Good Luck.

Note:Make sure you faint backwards. Remember, you have a crotch full of knives!

 

[Ferret]

Have you tried your sword?

 

[James Mattis]

Heck! This one's headed downhill fast.

Let's try to raise the level a bit.

This was memorialized on my page, from the Benchmade Forum a couple of years ago:

Some folks think the model 800/812 is terribly tactical, especially its "dark side" versions with the BT2 coating. Not necessarily so . . . On Benchmade's web forum, [name omitted here], who, like me, is not fully dressed without a knife of some sort, posted the following about his experience on a first date with a lady who was not a "knife person":

"I took the 812 along with some exotic fruits (I need vitamins after the holidays). She had prepared some pasta and I prepared a special fruit salad with the mini AFCK. I took it out to carve out a yellow honey melon and dice up some passion fruit, mangos and melon, filled the pieces in the bowl-like melon halves, poured champagne over it, let it sit for half an hour in the fridge, then consume. The knife was only mentioned by her once: 'Why is the blade coated?' The rest is kiss and don´t tell."

So, now that we've had a bit of "middle school" level humor, what can you guys do with your folders to persuade a lady that you are "domesticated." and "house-trained"?

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- JKM
www.chaicutlery.com
AKTI Member # SA00001


[This message has been edited by James Mattis (edited 08-02-2000).]