help me pick a girlfriend:)

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HermanKnives

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ok guys, heres the deal.....
i need a girl friend ok? and i'm to dumb to make a decision all by myself so hep me hep me!

i need one with nice natural hooters and a very nice a$$, hair color not important
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Or ... Maybe we can redeem this thread, if we can find images of women with knives for Tim to evaluate.
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Some ground rules, to keep the forum family-friendly and bandwidth usage within bounds.

Post "URL" links, not "IMG," to let the thread load in a finite amount of time and not automatically run up other people's bandwidth meters.

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Keep it PG-rated. No porno, no "naughty bits" unless it's renaissance art or something like that, and copying and pasting knives onto pretty girls in your image editor is cheating! We're looking for the genuine article here.

Here's a place to start looking: ftp://ftp.sunet.se/pub/pictures/art/

The boris.vallejo directory has lots of body-builder ladies in impractical clothing with swords and such.

And I'm sure there's a picture out there somewhere of an attractive lady in the kitchen cooking dinner, or maybe an outdoors woman skinning an elk, or a weather-beaten peasant woman in the field with a machete.
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At this point, I'm sure he's expecting to see a link to one of those gruesome paintings of Judith and Holofernes, but I'll save that for later maybe.
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But here's an assertive lady, though I think I heard she's already taken.
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[This message has been edited by James Mattis (edited 08-02-2000).]
 
Uh, I prefer your "Assertive Lady" at the end of that scene!
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Golly, Ewok!
Lorena read your post AFTER she subtly hinted at Tim.

GMTA, eh?

Hoping you're not too scared,
I remain,
VG

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