Help, my Military is Possessed!!!

Lucky Dog

Lucky Dog

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Ya Know, I have soooo many knives, Microtechs, Randalls, Mad Dogs, Daltons, Benchmades, Reeves, customs, well you get the picture. Why does this Spyderco Military always find it's way into my pocket? It seems to have a life of it's own.

And here's the real kicker, it's my only Spyderco!!! At least until my BF Native W/ sheath comes.

Help me I think it's possessed.


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LD
"Every Dog Has His Day"

 
Ok, just because I am such a nice guy I can help ya out. At great risk to myself I am willing to open my home to your possessed (sp?) Military. I cant stand to think of you walking around with a demon infested Military. I feel I have the strength to ward off the evil demons In your knife. Send it to me asap while there is still time. I will carry it and command the evil to leave. I should not have to keep it for more than say, 3 or 4 years, and then it will be fine. You dont have to thank me, just knowing you are safe is all the thanks I need
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Richard
 
Hi Lucky Dog!

As an advanced knife-knut I can tell you where the problem is: you are owning only one spyderco! You realy need to have more. I'll suggest you a starmate c-55 for treatment. Simply "clipit" in you pocket when you get up in the morning. That should help!
Please let us know about the results.
Greetings
red
 
Yes, RED MAG, that might be the answer. However, I own nearly the complete range of Spydies in the Spyderco line-up, and let me tell you what problems I have each morning to decide which DEMONS to carry for the day! One only has so many pockets and space in your waistbelt!!
 
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