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As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a
naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Central time, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other women nude. This also will show support for their wives and neighbors.
Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side will be further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation.
God bless America!
naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Central time, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other women nude. This also will show support for their wives and neighbors.
Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side will be further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation.
God bless America!
