I live a mile from the Delaware river in NorthEastPennsylvaniA, (NEPA) right in the heart of Revolutionary War Reenactor.
I think when Washington threw a silver dollar across the Delaware it was a creek and not a river yet it musta been smaller though 'cause I tried to toss a dollar across and all it did was get wet.
Seriously though, living in the area so rich in Native American artifacts, Revolutionary War Memorabilia along with the local history makes weekends very interesting around here.
Great place to live, except for the tourists

, and they come year round, Flowers and Fairs in the Spring, Swimmin' and Tubin' in the Delaware in the Summer, Tree Watchers in the Fall, and X-mas tree killers in the Winter.
I always laugh when I see the whole family come down, stalk a couple of trees, and cut 'em down and kill 'em.
They look so proud with their kill strapped to the roofs of thier Hummers and SUVs.
Still they bring a lot of needed money to the area, and they keep families together.