not2sharp
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....Now everyone lean to the right; that's it, real good.
Now lean way over to the left; hold it; ok here we go.
Get those arms up in the air; right up in the air just like Superman.
Just keep them there and start running in circles; there, you are getting it.
Now keep that up and yell AAaaayyyyyyyeeee!!!!!!!
AAaaayyyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!!
Perfect!:thumbup:
You have just completed my patented hurricane preparation course. Were this a real hurricane, we would have asked you to extend that last part for the duration of the storm.
You are now all qualified to move to the stormy coast.:foot:
n2s
ps I was just driving around sunny South Florida; and, the way the hype over Tropical Storm Ernesto has everyone spooked; there are many who will likely be dead before the first rains arrive. I had at least five cars cut me off at speeds exceeding twice the speed limit; two of them right through a red light and another while driving on the wrong side of the street. The lines at the gas pumps are averaging 25 cars in length; it will take around an hour to get gas; and everyone seems to be on the road looking for last minute gas and supplies. Well... I did need that latest DVD ...it was either that, or watch to idiots who are doing their best to spark off a mass panic.
Now lean way over to the left; hold it; ok here we go.
Get those arms up in the air; right up in the air just like Superman.
Just keep them there and start running in circles; there, you are getting it.
Now keep that up and yell AAaaayyyyyyyeeee!!!!!!!
AAaaayyyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!!
Perfect!:thumbup:
You have just completed my patented hurricane preparation course. Were this a real hurricane, we would have asked you to extend that last part for the duration of the storm.
You are now all qualified to move to the stormy coast.:foot:
n2s
ps I was just driving around sunny South Florida; and, the way the hype over Tropical Storm Ernesto has everyone spooked; there are many who will likely be dead before the first rains arrive. I had at least five cars cut me off at speeds exceeding twice the speed limit; two of them right through a red light and another while driving on the wrong side of the street. The lines at the gas pumps are averaging 25 cars in length; it will take around an hour to get gas; and everyone seems to be on the road looking for last minute gas and supplies. Well... I did need that latest DVD ...it was either that, or watch to idiots who are doing their best to spark off a mass panic.
