Here's a link to a Knife that Shoots (bullets)

[Vampire Gerbil]

Good Evening,
Etc.

I'm totally sleep deprivationalized, so pardon the brevity of the post (or be incredibly thankful for it, more likely!)
Click Here for a Link to a Guy Selling .22 Caliber Knife.

Just thought there'd be a buncha folks here that didn't know that thing existed and these are pretty good pics of it. (I did a search for pics of this thing once and only found one)
I've seen it in person in Las Vegas, but haven't purchased it. As the link states, there's ATF paperwork involved, so it's at least a 90 day wait. That and the $700 price tag made it low priority for me.
If members here a willing to chip in to help me buy it, I'll be able to take photos of it, as well as have Lorena Bobbitski pose with it in varied states of undress. Email me for more details on the many ways I accept money.
The Russian Knife That Shoots Bullets is not to be mistaken for The Ballistic Knife, a knife whose/whats blade flies outta the handle, propelled by a spring.
It's located on my site, and it shows an arm that looks like it belongs to me, but it's illegal, so it ain't mine.

Off to sleep for a few weeks,
I remain,
VG

 

[hotel kilo]

when i was in the US a few months back i met a guy who had one of these, didnt realise they were so expensive/collectable. im glad i got a pic of me holding it(with the action open to show the chamber)

 

[knifenerd]

I've seen advertisements for it. Very different. If you can't shoot 'em, you can always stab 'em. I wouldn't try to get into a major sports stadium with it.

 

[Vampire Gerbil]

Nope, a sports stadium wouldn't allow it.
But I'm sure that a Las Vegas tourist could get away with putting it in his carry-on luggage for the flight home.
VG

 

[Esav Benyamin]

This shows up on the forums periodically. I can think of less conspicuous ways to conceal a firearm.

I would be willing to chip in NOT to have Lorena pose in various states of undress-- or even of dress, for that matter.

(covering eyes, clicking onto another website)

 

[Grapevine]

Esav, shhh...don't give VG any more ideas on how to make money. If he learns that people prefer Lorena clothed to unclothed, he'll start making us send him a quarter each or he'll post nekkid pictures of her.

 

[Vampire Gerbil]

It's too late!
I already figured it out!!
Now if everyone will please send me one dollar (what's this "quarter" crap?) I shall refrain from posting Lorena nakedly here.
Thank you for your millions.
VG

 

[Blilious]

I also saw it during the SHOT - and it is surprisingly well made.

I suspect that as the iron curtain folds further - we will see in the west more ingenious and devious devices created in Russia and East Germany.

Some of the stuff I saw - it is mind-boggling...

 

[Vampire Gerbil]

I agree, Blio...Bililoi... Blli....
I agree!


Oh, and did anyone notice? It's also a bayonet!
The thought of attaching a knife to a gun that is a knife that is a gun that is a knife that is... oh man, it's some sorta perpetual Gun-Grabber-Pisser-Offer!!

C'mon folks, send in those dollars (and Sheckels, too!) so's I can be the first kid on my block with one!!!

Wondering if it's bad form to beg in public,
I remain,
VG
Aware of answer, yet too greedy to edit.

 

[Blilious]

LMAO!!!!

I told you VG - don't ever try to pronounce my name - I had to practice until I was 12...only then would my mom allow me to try it out..

Still remember the broken teeth coming out...the pain, the pain..

And typing it isn't safe either- you may twist your fingers...and won’t be able to cock yer weapon...