Here's one for you Oinkers on the JWB!

[TNRat]

Situational Awareness Scenario

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a holler and on your right side is a fire engine
traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping HOG which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it.

It simply has too large of an arse.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level.

Both the giant HOG and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?











Answer below






Answer:


Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk. Stop hanging out with Jerry at the County Fair. Your arse is too big for the merry-go-round.

 

[Silas]

lmao!

There's actually a flaw in your scenario. The ride would have never started. The police would have been called due to a group of drunk men fighting over the galloping Hog.

 

[Guyon]

This is sort of like that DaVinci Code business, isn't it?

Is the INFI buried UNDER the merry-go-round?

 

[Slave To The INFI]

Too funny!

 

[beefangusbeef]

There's a merry go round of infi? I hope no one cuts themselves trying to get on or off.

 

[TNRat]

lmao!

There's actually a flaw in your scenario. The ride would have never started. The police would have been called due to a group of drunk men fighting over the galloping Hog.

Apparently you have never been to a country fair in South TN.

 

[TNRat]

Here's an old thread for the person looking for a clean joke, somewhat.