So when does this thing start?
"Friends don't let friends drink Budweiser" --any normal person
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading" -- Henny Youngman
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Coincidence?" -- Stephen Wright
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" -- Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you
that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza" -- Dave Barry
"Hey Mabel..uh..I mean Debbie........Black Label !" --- Charlie Smigo
"You never take a piss, you always leave one" -- Warren Smigo
"He was a wise man who invented beer" -- Plato
"I would kill everyone in the room for a drop of sweet beer" -- Homer Simpson
"Whiskey's too rough, champagne cost too much, vodka put my mouth in gear. This little refrain will help me explain. As a matter of fact, I like beer!" -- Tom T. Hall
"Well , I woke up this mornin', and I got myself a beer" -- Jim Morrison
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I think to myself Ithat it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver " -- Jack Handy
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that is as good as they're going to feel all day " -- Frank Sinatra
"Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and celebrate the good days"--Ancient Egyptian proverb
Edited to add more things to waste your time.
He's fought in every war since the American Revolution, and he's a hard drinker!!!
