Hey folks, help me with this.

[Lewis]

I have a chance to trade for a JSP special agent custom. It has a 4 1/2" double edged tanto blade, cord wrapped handle, all black coating and execulit shoulder harness. What would something like this in mint condition be worth. Thanks in advance.
Lewis

 

[MrG]

A custom Special Agent? Hmmmm, wouldn't be worth much I'm afraid. But trade for it anyway, and then what you can do is send it to me, and in return I will send you a picture of Britney Spears, nekkid. Now, this pic is worth WAY more than that silly ol' JSP custom blade, so don't you fret. What you need to do is send that knife to me, OVERNIGHT FED EX, as soon as possible. Or STAT, as they say. And I promise you that I will take care of that knife, okay? Just take care of Britney is all I ask.