Hey Garth

[idahoskunk]

Deer Garth,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type
real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really
seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my
persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at
my last jobb.

Garth's response:......

Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

 

[frogfish]

A real addition to the Busse family

 

[idahoskunk]

they probably won't let her near the grinders

 

[Lukers]

...probably not without wearing something made of kevlar....

 

[Garth Reckner]

I usually prefer brunettes, but I guess I can make an exception just this once.

 

[G19G26]

She can't get too close to the grinders, least not close enough to see them.

 

[Mtnclimber69]

Now we know why Jerry is behind schedule.... all those hot assistants there distracting him!

 

[G19G26]

Now we know why Jerry is behind schedule.... all those hot assistants there distracting him!

Garth in a pink G string panty? :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn:

 

[rbmcmjr]

Garth in a pink G string panty? :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn:

Arghh! My eyes!

Rick - where's the optical listerine?

 

[Jerry Busse]

Garth in a pink G string panty? :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn:

I'm blind!!!!!!! . . . . . and praying for the sweet release of death!!!!

 

[Silas]

So how is Peggy May working out?

 

[Solstice]

That poor girl must be very cold. Look at the size of those goose bumps!